Celebrity jokes
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Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”
Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?
A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
Why wasn't Michael Jackson admitted to college? He refused to declare a major; he only wanted to do minors.
Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.
Will Will Smith smith?
Yes, Will Smith will smith.
"Prince, I'm ready to chat when you are. I'm in bed, so yeah, let's chat! Love you!"
What did John Cena say to Ray Charles?
Hey, man.
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell a brat.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel actually has family.
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.
Oh, Lois, that was more scary than Michael Jackson without pants in front of a kid!
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.
I decided to visit Saudi Arabia with my girlfriend. She and I learned they celebrate Pride month by throwing stones.
How sexy is Ariana Grande?
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
Jada Smith: Grow some balls!
Me: Grow some hair!