Celebrity jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bill Cosby.
Bill Cosby who?
Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.
What does Michael Jackson say when it gets hot?
He-he-eat!
What did Michael Jackson say when dinner was ready? Ea-ea-eat.
What's the difference between vitiligo and plastic surgery?
Vitiligo doesn't alter facial features.
Chuck Norris has gone to Mars. That's why there is no life on it.
Are you Shane Dawson?
Because I can be your pussy.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"There's a great singer inside of you."
What is found under Michael Jackson's pillow?
Billie's jeans.
Q: How do you know it's time for bed at the Neverland Ranch? A: When the big hand touches the little hand.
Your forehead is so big, it makes Kanye's ego look small.
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.
I know this isn't about glue, but here's one:
Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.
"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."
Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.
"Addison Rae in bra? Nope, terrible."
Who's Lil John?
Stevie Wonder is a terrible father.
He never sees his kids.
What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
You Poker Face.