Celebrity jokes
Are you Shane Dawson?
Because I can be your pussy.
"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."
Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.
Your forehead is so big, it makes Kanye's ego look small.
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
Memes
I know this isn't about glue, but here's one:
Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.
"Addison Rae in bra? Nope, terrible."
Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"There's a great singer inside of you."
Q: How do you know it's time for bed at the Neverland Ranch? A: When the big hand touches the little hand.
Who's Lil John?
Stevie Wonder is a terrible father.
He never sees his kids.
What did John Cena say to Ray Charles?
Hey, man.
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
You Poker Face.
What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.
What is found under Michael Jackson's pillow?
Billie's jeans.
What does Michael Jackson say when it gets hot?
He-he-eat!
What did Michael Jackson say when dinner was ready? Ea-ea-eat.
What's the difference between vitiligo and plastic surgery?
Vitiligo doesn't alter facial features.
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.