Celebrity jokes
Celebrating Mother's Day is confusing, says my cousin.
What did Michael Jackson say when dinner was ready? Ea-ea-eat.
What does Michael Jackson say when it gets hot?
He-he-eat!
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
Paul Walker.
Have you heard anything about this Chuck Norris guy? Yeh, me neither.
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?
I would rather be drugged and robbed by Cardi B than listen to her f***ing music.
I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.
Amanda Bynes is a lush blond who has quickly become a blond lush.
The Rock, more like the Rockpot! 😂😂😂😂😂
What did they find in Paul Walker's glovebox?
His head and shoulders.
Why can’t orphans celebrate Christmas?
Because they have no family.
I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.
In his old life, Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.
What's Michael Jackson got in common with Santa?
They both empty their sacks around children.
He sings, he dances, be he also HE HE.
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Kids turn them on.
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
Your mum is so fat Les Dawson would agree with me that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand, she throws it.
What did they do with his body when he died?
They made him into Lego so kids can play with him for once.