Celebrity jokes
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."
Your forehead is so big, it makes Kanye's ego look small.
Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.
Q: How do you know it's time for bed at the Neverland Ranch? A: When the big hand touches the little hand.
Dwayne the Cock Johnson is the man
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"There's a great singer inside of you."
Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.
I know this isn't about glue, but here's one:
Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.
"Addison Rae in bra? Nope, terrible."
Who's Lil John?
Stevie Wonder is a terrible father.
He never sees his kids.
What did John Cena say to Ray Charles?
Hey, man.
Chuck Norris has gone to Mars. That's why there is no life on it.
What does Michael Jackson say when it gets hot?
He-he-eat!
What did Michael Jackson say when dinner was ready? Ea-ea-eat.
What's the difference between vitiligo and plastic surgery?
Vitiligo doesn't alter facial features.
What kind of bride does the pedo icon like? A "maik order" bride. Why? The male part.
Are you Shane Dawson?
Because I can be your pussy.
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
What is found under Michael Jackson's pillow?
Billie's jeans.