Celebrity jokes
I know this isn't about glue, but here's one:
Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.
"Addison Rae in bra? Nope, terrible."
Who's Lil John?
Stevie Wonder is a terrible father.
He never sees his kids.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bill Cosby.
Bill Cosby who?
Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.
What did Michael Jackson say when dinner was ready? Ea-ea-eat.
What's Michael Jackson got in common with Santa?
They both empty their sacks around children.
Why can’t orphans celebrate Christmas?
Because they have no family.
I would rather be drugged and robbed by Cardi B than listen to her f***ing music.
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?
Have you heard anything about this Chuck Norris guy? Yeh, me neither.
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
He sings, he dances, be he also HE HE.
*Coughs roughly* Oh my God, it hurts so much. I can't see. It burns! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! *Weakly*
I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.
In his old life, Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.
Amanda Bynes is a lush blond who has quickly become a blond lush.
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Kids turn them on.
What do Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker have in common?
They both died at 95.
The Rock, more like the Rockpot! 😂😂😂😂😂
Your mum is so fat Les Dawson would agree with me that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand, she throws it.