Celebrity jokes
First of all, if a woman sues Bill Cosby for drugging and rape 50 years ago, and she could still remember it, it couldn't have been all bad.
What’s Kobe’s favorite rapper?
NLE Choppa
Michael Jackson gets really ill, so he's rushed to hospital. When they get there, he says, "Am I in heaven?"
The doctor replies, "Nah, sir, we're just taking a quick shortcut through the children's ward."
How do stars die?
Normally, an overdose.
I bet Kobe failed flying school.
His new music video has been leaked. It’s called “Living in a Tree.”
What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.
A famous celebrity admitted that she was non-straight, suffered from a rare condition that changed the colour of her skin, did not age well, only wanted to be compensated for her work in the 5th month of each year at her favourite store while laying down:
TO GET FAYE'S WAY, PAY GRAY, GRAY, GAY FAYE WRAY IN MAY AND LAY HER DOWN AT "THE BAY". OK!!!
I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.
People say that they miss xxxtentacion, like the bullet didn’t.
"FUCK FUCK FUCK MY CLOTHES CAUGHT THE FLAME OH MY GOD IT BURNS SO MUCH!"
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction after eating 12-year-old nuts.
What is it called when 21 Savage and 6ix9ine fight: Alien vs. Predator?
What do you call two Michael J. Fox's standing next to each other?
Parallel Parkinson's.
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.