Celebrity jokes
Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.
I know this isn't about glue, but here's one:
Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.
"Addison Rae in bra? Nope, terrible."
Who's Lil John?
Stevie Wonder is a terrible father.
He never sees his kids.
What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.
What does Michael Jackson say when it gets hot?
He-he-eat!
What did Michael Jackson say when dinner was ready? Ea-ea-eat.
What's Michael Jackson got in common with Santa?
They both empty their sacks around children.
Chuck Norris once won a race against Usain Bolt, running in the opposite direction around the track, blindfolded, on one foot.
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
Have you heard anything about this Chuck Norris guy? Yeh, me neither.
He sings, he dances, be he also HE HE.
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?
I would rather be drugged and robbed by Cardi B than listen to her f***ing music.
I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.
In his old life, Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.
What do Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker have in common?
They both died at 95.
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Kids turn them on.
*Coughs roughly* Oh my God, it hurts so much. I can't see. It burns! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! *Weakly*
The Rock, more like the Rockpot! 😂😂😂😂😂