Celebrity jokes
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?
Sticky Minaj.
What does Kylie Jenner feed her baby? Plastic MILK! LOL
What’s black and sits on top of the stairs?
Christopher Reeves in a house fire.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
Very sad today. Found my pet mouse "Elvis" dead this morning. He was caught in a trap.
Memes
What is found under Michael Jackson's pillow?
Billie's jeans.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"There's a great singer inside of you."
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
I know this isn't about glue, but here's one:
Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.
Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.
Q: How do you know it's time for bed at the Neverland Ranch? A: When the big hand touches the little hand.
Your forehead is so big, it makes Kanye's ego look small.
"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."
Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.
Who's Lil John?
"Addison Rae in bra? Nope, terrible."
His new music video has been leaked. It’s called “Living in a Tree.”
Stevie Wonder is a terrible father.
He never sees his kids.
What did John Cena say to Ray Charles?
Hey, man.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bill Cosby.
Bill Cosby who?
Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.