Paul Walker.
Celebrity Jokes
Have you heard anything about this Chuck Norris guy? Yeh, me neither.
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?
I would rather be drugged and robbed by Cardi B than listen to her f***ing music.
I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.
Amanda Bynes is a lush blond who has quickly become a blond lush.
The Rock, more like the Rockpot! 😂😂😂😂😂
What did they find in Paul Walker's glovebox?
His head and shoulders.
Why can’t orphans celebrate Christmas?
Because they have no family.
What do you call dead?
(Not Michael Jackson)
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.
In his old life, Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.
What's Michael Jackson got in common with Santa?
They both empty their sacks around children.
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
Your mum is so fat Les Dawson would agree with me that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand, she throws it.
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
So I added Paul Walker on Xbox the other day, and it’s annoying cause all he does is sit on the dashboard.
Hey, did you know Paul Walker's gay?
Why do you say that?
Because he likes to wrap himself around long, old wood.
People say that they miss xxxtentacion, like the bullet didn’t.
Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?
Because he had good taste.
