Celebrity

Celebrity jokes

Orphan

    • An orphan finds a genie.

    Orphan: "My first wish is to be rich."

    Genie: "Of course."

    Orphan: "My second wish is to be famous."

    Genie: "Done."

    Orphan: "I wish my parents could come back!"

    Genie: "I told you I can't bring people back from the dead!"

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    • Wall

    • What is the similarity between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump:

    The best thing they did was a wall.

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    • Difference

    • What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?

    Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson likes little boys.

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    • Celebrity memes

    Hole

    • In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills.

    The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation.

    The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue.

    In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.

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    • Helmet

    • Some say under his helmet is another smaller helmet, and under that is another helmet, and under that is a poster of Miley Cyrus.

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