Celebrity jokes
If you don't like the video in 10 seconds, James Charles will sleep with you tonight.
Curry hits 3s, and Kobe hit 3 trees.
This comment section is so dark, it could be Lil Huddy.
What does Kylie Jenner feed her baby? Plastic MILK! LOL
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?
Sticky Minaj.
Memes
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
What’s black and sits on top of the stairs?
Christopher Reeves in a house fire.
What did they find in Paul Walker's glovebox?
His head and shoulders.
What do you call a Black Iron Man?
Robert Browny Jr.
Very sad today. Found my pet mouse "Elvis" dead this morning. He was caught in a trap.
What does Michael Jackson say when it gets hot?
He-he-eat!
What did Michael Jackson say when dinner was ready? Ea-ea-eat.
What's the difference between vitiligo and plastic surgery?
Vitiligo doesn't alter facial features.
Chuck Norris has gone to Mars. That's why there is no life on it.
Are you Shane Dawson?
Because I can be your pussy.
What is found under Michael Jackson's pillow?
Billie's jeans.
Q: How do you know it's time for bed at the Neverland Ranch? A: When the big hand touches the little hand.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"There's a great singer inside of you."
"Addison Rae in bra? Nope, terrible."
Who's Lil John?