Celebrity jokes
Prince, don't die! Just don't! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaasse!
What does William say when he hurts his toe?
"I wanna scream and shout and let it all out."
What do you call a singer who can't make a song?
Taylor Swift.
What's the most horrifying video in the world?
Logan Paul vlogs.
An orphan finds a genie.
Orphan: "My first wish is to be rich."
Genie: "Of course."
Orphan: "My second wish is to be famous."
Genie: "Done."
Orphan: "I wish my parents could come back!"
Genie: "I told you I can't bring people back from the dead!"
What is the similarity between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump:
The best thing they did was a wall.
What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson likes little boys.
How did Princess Diana cross the road?
Through the windshield!
If Dusty's dad from Home Alone 2 was in NASA, how come he is not famous?
Hey, did you know Paul Walker's gay?
Why do you say that?
Because he likes to wrap himself around long, old wood.
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills.
The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation.
The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue.
In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.
If you don't like the video in 10 seconds, James Charles will sleep with you tonight.
Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.
Some say under his helmet is another smaller helmet, and under that is another helmet, and under that is a poster of Miley Cyrus.
Curry hits 3s, and Kobe hit 3 trees.
This comment section is so dark, it could be Lil Huddy.
What’s black and sits on top of the stairs?
Christopher Reeves in a house fire.
What does Kylie Jenner feed her baby? Plastic MILK! LOL
What did they find in Paul Walker's glovebox?
His head and shoulders.