Celebrity

Celebrity jokes

Sister

I know this isn't about glue, but here's one:

Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.

Slap

Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.

Neverland Ranch

Q: How do you know it's time for bed at the Neverland Ranch? A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

Jesus

"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."

Bill Cosby

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Bill Cosby.

Bill Cosby who?

Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.

Beat

What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.

Difference

What's the difference between Derek Boogaard and Kurt Cobain? Nothing, they were both fucked in the brain when they died.