Celebrity

Celebrity jokes

Fire

What’s black and sits on top of the stairs?

Christopher Reeves in a house fire.

Orphan

Name one person who would take an orphan?

Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.

Mouse

Very sad today. Found my pet mouse "Elvis" dead this morning. He was caught in a trap.

  • 0
  • Memes

    Sister

    I know this isn't about glue, but here's one:

    Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.

    Slap

    Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.

    Neverland Ranch

    Q: How do you know it's time for bed at the Neverland Ranch? A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

    Jesus

    "Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."

    Bill Cosby

    Knock, knock.

    Who's there?

    Bill Cosby.

    Bill Cosby who?

    Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.