Celebrity jokes
What is the similarity between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump:
The best thing they did was a wall.
What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson likes little boys.
How did Princess Diana cross the road?
Through the windshield!
Hey, did you know Paul Walker's gay?
Why do you say that?
Because he likes to wrap himself around long, old wood.
If Dusty's dad from Home Alone 2 was in NASA, how come he is not famous?
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills.
The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation.
The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue.
In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.
Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.
Some say under his helmet is another smaller helmet, and under that is another helmet, and under that is a poster of Miley Cyrus.
If you don't like the video in 10 seconds, James Charles will sleep with you tonight.
Curry hits 3s, and Kobe hit 3 trees.
This comment section is so dark, it could be Lil Huddy.
What did they find in Paul Walker's glovebox?
His head and shoulders.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?
Sticky Minaj.
What’s black and sits on top of the stairs?
Christopher Reeves in a house fire.
What does Kylie Jenner feed her baby? Plastic MILK! LOL
Very sad today. Found my pet mouse "Elvis" dead this morning. He was caught in a trap.
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bill Cosby.
Bill Cosby who?
Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.