What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys š
What's the last thing that went through Curt Cobain's mind?
His teeth.
Did you hear about Paul Walker's rap?
Wrapped around that tree.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. š
Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff? Neither did I til I seen his Head and Shoulders on the dashboard.
What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits.
What has eight legs and doesnāt rape children?
The Jackson 4.
What time is bedtime at Michael Jacksonās house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack. So he says, "Ms. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation."
Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow.
The frog says $30,000.
The teller asks his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's OK, he knows the bank manager.
Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he will need to secure some collateral against the loan. She asks if he has anything he can use as collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000. He wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what the heck is this?"
The bank manager looks back at her and says: "It's a knick knack, Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
When Mother Teresa went to heaven, she was greeted by Saint Peter with a halo for her dedication to the needy. After walking around for a while, she saw Lady Diana with a bigger halo. She got angry at Lady Diana and went to Saint Peter and asked him why she had a bigger one, and Saint Peter said, "Oh, thatās not a halo, thatās a steering wheel."
Where did Michael Jackson go to college?
Bring 'em young.
Stephen Hawking walked in a bar...
Just kidding.
Me: Cobain!
Friend: No, dude, it's Kobe.
Me: Why? Cobain didn't miss his last shot.
What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?
"Shhhhhhh, this might hurt a little."
Why did Michael Jackson rush over to K-Mart one morning?
Because he heard little boys' pants were half off!
You know I'm not too into black girls, but Kobe's daughter was smoking!
What's the opposite of Christopher Walken?
Christopher Reeve.
