Celebrity jokes

What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?

Spaghett-hehe.

At the age of 100, you get a letter from the Queen. At 12, you get a DM from Prince Charles.

What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.

What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!

How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?

They both got bleached!

I'd tell you a Kobe joke.

But I am afraid it wouldn't land well.

Chuck Norris lit a campfire, and humans saw the sun for the first time.

What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?

Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.

Where did Michael Jackson go to college?

Bring 'em young.

Bet y'all did not know Kobe had blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west.

Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".

I cannot believe Kelly Clarkson's music is considered pop! More like comatose music!

How do stars die?

Normally, an overdose.

Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff?

Neither did I until I found his Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.

What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?

I’d hit that.

What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.

What's Michael Jackson's favorite things to say to little boys? "I'd really love to see you-hoo-hoo tonight," and "I can't smile without you-hoo-hoo."

What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.

What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?

"Get off my kid!"

Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.