Celebrity jokes

At the age of 100, you get a letter from the Queen. At 12, you get a DM from Prince Charles.

What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?

Spaghett-hehe.

What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.

What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!

I'd tell you a Kobe joke.

But I am afraid it wouldn't land well.

Chuck Norris lit a campfire, and humans saw the sun for the first time.

Where did Michael Jackson go to college?

Bring 'em young.

What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?

Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.

Bet y'all did not know Kobe had blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west.

Your mom is heavier than Mariah can even carry.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Follow the fresh prints.

If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat, he would’ve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.

Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?

'Cause there are twenty of them.

I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.

What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?

They both have torn rotators.

Miksi Michael Jackson sopisi joulupukiksi?

Hän tyhjentää säkkinsä lapsiin.

What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.

What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.

Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.

Oh wait, I forgot.