Celebrity jokes
I don't blame Amber Heard for wanting Elon Musk, especially if Johnny Depp is hairy and smells like a port-o-potty full of cigarettes and gunsmoke.
I just wish I went on a date with Ariana Grande, and then everybody knew I fucked Ariana Grande.
Why did the Secret Service detain Johnny Depp at the White House?
Because he was about to kick the cabinet.
How do you know when you're near Wacko Jacko's grave? When 'Thriller' is out and about.
What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?
Little Seizures.
I was invited into a celebrity's house, that's what I told the cops at least...
In memory of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as various places, is introducing the Jackson Dog. A 50 year old sausage between a 9 year old bun.
Chuck Norris once ate ONE Lays potato chip.
If you leave your small children inside a shower with Kelly Clarkson, you're a filthy parent.
How many times does Ariana Grande knock at the door?
She doesn’t, she just uses 7 rings.
Chuck Norris doesn't ride horses.
Horses ride him.
Kobe Bryant jokes just don't really fly well now.
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You follow the Fresh prints.
On a hot summer's day, a famous celebrity tweeted, "It is a beautiful day, and I'm deciding which kid to have fun with today." To which the local priest replied, "I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today."
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?
Little boys' pants are half off!
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
You know I'm not too into black girls, but Kobe's daughter was smoking!