Celebrity jokes
If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat, he would’ve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!
Your mom is heavier than Mariah can even carry.
So, my son is into astronomy, and he asked how stars die. I said, "Usually overdose."
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️
I cannot believe Kelly Clarkson's music is considered pop! More like comatose music!
Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff?
Neither did I until I found his Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
You're so cool that celebrities take pictures of you.
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
Miksi Michael Jackson sopisi joulupukiksi?
Hän tyhjentää säkkinsä lapsiin.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.