Celebrity jokes

How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?

They both got bleached!

What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!

What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?

Spaghett-hehe.

What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.

I'd tell you a Kobe joke.

But I am afraid it wouldn't land well.

Chuck Norris lit a campfire, and humans saw the sun for the first time.

Where did Michael Jackson go to college?

Bring 'em young.

What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?

Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.

Bet y'all did not know Kobe had blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west.

I cannot believe Kelly Clarkson's music is considered pop! More like comatose music!

What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.

Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".

What's Michael Jackson's favorite things to say to little boys? "I'd really love to see you-hoo-hoo tonight," and "I can't smile without you-hoo-hoo."

You're so cool that celebrities take pictures of you.

What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.

Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?

He likes to hit small white balls.

Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff?

Neither did I until I found his Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.

What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?

"Get off my kid!"

What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.

What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.