Celebrity jokes

I'd tell you a Kobe joke.

But I am afraid it wouldn't land well.

Chuck Norris lit a campfire, and humans saw the sun for the first time.

Where did Michael Jackson go to college?

Bring 'em young.

What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?

Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.

Bet y'all did not know Kobe had blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west.

Michael Jackson, who's terrified of adult women, once had a girlfriend, but broke it off with her. When she asked him why, he said, "It's not you, it's me-hee-hee."

What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.

What's Michael Jackson's favorite things to say to little boys? "I'd really love to see you-hoo-hoo tonight," and "I can't smile without you-hoo-hoo."

Q: Mummy, how do most stars die?

A: From an overdose.

Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".

What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?

"Get off my kid!"

What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.

What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.

How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?

She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.

What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?

I’d hit that.

Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff?

Neither did I until I found his Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.

What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?

They are both hard.

You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.

What were Paul Walker's last words?

I dk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREE!"

What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.