Celebrity jokes
At the age of 100, you get a letter from the Queen. At 12, you get a DM from Prince Charles.
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.
I'd tell you a Kobe joke.
But I am afraid it wouldn't land well.
Chuck Norris lit a campfire, and humans saw the sun for the first time.
Where did Michael Jackson go to college?
Bring 'em young.
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.
Bet y'all did not know Kobe had blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west.
Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".
How do stars die?
Normally, an overdose.
Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff?
Neither did I until I found his Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
You're so cool that celebrities take pictures of you.
Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
Your mom is heavier than Mariah can even carry.
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.