What did Nicki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?
"Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you."
Celebrity Jokes
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What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.
Where did Michael Jackson go to college?
Bring 'em young.
I respect anyone who devotes their life to charity work.
But I think Paul Walker went a step too far.
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
Michael Jackson.
A plane is going to crash. There are four passengers and only three parachutes. All the staff are safe and are gone, leaving the passengers. Ryan Reynolds is the first. He says, "My fans need me," and jumps. Donald Trump takes another and says, "I am the smartest president," and jumps, leaving one. There is a pope and a boy left. The pope says, "Child, my life is over and yours has just begun, take the last parachute." The boy replies, "Don't worry - Donald took my backpack."
Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk, attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.
At the age of 100, you get a letter from the Queen. At 12, you get a DM from Prince Charles.
Why can't orphans celebrate Christmas?
Father Christmas left them.
What's the last thing that went through Curt Cobain's mind?
His teeth.
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
Did you hear about Paul Walker's rap?
Wrapped around that tree.
Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff? Neither did I til I seen his Head and Shoulders on the dashboard.
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say when little boys walk away?
"Give in to me-hee-he!"
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."
