Celebrity jokes
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
Miksi Michael Jackson sopisi joulupukiksi?
Hän tyhjentää säkkinsä lapsiin.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
Memes
this one hurts
So, my son is into astronomy, and he asked how stars die. I said, "Usually overdose."
Your mom is heavier than Mariah can even carry.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Follow the fresh prints.
If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat, he would’ve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.
Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
What did The Rock say to his dad?
"I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!"
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️
I cannot believe Kelly Clarkson's music is considered pop! More like comatose music!
You're so cool that celebrities take pictures of you.
Yo momma's so fat, her shirt size has more X's than Taylor Swift.
What's the difference between a shopping bag and Michael Jackson?
One is white, made of plastic, and dangerous for children. The other is for groceries.