Celebrity jokes
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
Miksi Michael Jackson sopisi joulupukiksi?
Hän tyhjentää säkkinsä lapsiin.
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
What were Paul Walker's last words?
I dk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREE!"
What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Follow the fresh prints.
If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat, he would’ve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.
Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!
I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.
What did The Rock say to his dad?
"I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!"
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️
So, my son is into astronomy, and he asked how stars die. I said, "Usually overdose."
I cannot believe Kelly Clarkson's music is considered pop! More like comatose music!