Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.
This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.
What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?
"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
Your leg is straighter than James Charles.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
What's the difference between me and Bill Cosby?
I haven't been caught.
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.
What were Paul Walker's last words?
I dk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREE!"
Oh, Lois, that was more scary than Michael Jackson without pants in front of a kid!
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.
Chuck Norris has come in contact with Covid.
Covid is now in a 14-day quarantine.
I saw a helicopter on January 26, 2020. Then Kobe was on the news.
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.
whats michael jacksons nickname? nivea black and white
I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
Two whores are watching the sun come up, splitting a bottle of Mad Dog and celebrating another night of servicing the general public. One asks the other: "Say. You ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
Her friend thinks it over, "No...but I have been swung around by the tits a few times!"
Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?
Little boys' pants are half off!
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."
