Celebrity jokes
You're so cool that celebrities take pictures of you.
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
Miksi Michael Jackson sopisi joulupukiksi?
Hän tyhjentää säkkinsä lapsiin.
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You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
What were Paul Walker's last words?
I dk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREE!"
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.
What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.
I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Follow the fresh prints.
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!
If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat, he would’ve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
What did The Rock say to his dad?
"I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!"
Your mom is heavier than Mariah can even carry.
So, my son is into astronomy, and he asked how stars die. I said, "Usually overdose."