Celebrity jokes
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.
What did The Rock say to his dad?
"I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!"
So, my son is into astronomy, and he asked how stars die. I said, "Usually overdose."
You're so cool that celebrities take pictures of you.
Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".
What's Michael Jackson's favorite things to say to little boys? "I'd really love to see you-hoo-hoo tonight," and "I can't smile without you-hoo-hoo."
I cannot believe Kelly Clarkson's music is considered pop! More like comatose music!
What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.
How do stars die?
Normally, an overdose.
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
What were Paul Walker's last words?
I dk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREE!"
Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff?
Neither did I until I found his Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.
What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️