Celebrity

Celebrity jokes

World

You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.

Wall

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Both of their greatest hits are "the wall."

Man

Why are people surprised by Johnny Depp having $30,000 wine bills, domestic violence accusations, rampant substance abuse, poor hygiene, and the looks of a predator?

He grew up a Florida Man, after all.

Bomb

What did Nicki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?

"Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you."

World hunger

What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?

Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.

Paul Walker

I respect anyone who devotes their life to charity work.

But I think Paul Walker went a step too far.

Parachute

A plane is going to crash. There are four passengers and only three parachutes. All the staff are safe and are gone, leaving the passengers. Ryan Reynolds is the first. He says, "My fans need me," and jumps. Donald Trump takes another and says, "I am the smartest president," and jumps, leaving one. There is a pope and a boy left. The pope says, "Child, my life is over and yours has just begun, take the last parachute." The boy replies, "Don't worry - Donald took my backpack."

Rape

Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk, attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.

Prince

At the age of 100, you get a letter from the Queen. At 12, you get a DM from Prince Charles.

Teeth

What's the last thing that went through Curt Cobain's mind?

His teeth.

Coffin

What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?

Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂

Rap

Did you hear about Paul Walker's rap?

Wrapped around that tree.

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  • Dandruff

    Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff? Neither did I til I seen his Head and Shoulders on the dashboard.