Celebrity jokes
I am Paul Walker.
Paul Walker's death was a tragedy, but at least he went out in a blaze of glory.
Stan Lee walked into a school one day.
Just kidding, he's fuckin dead :(
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
What is found under Michael Jackson's pillow?
Billie's jeans.
So Paul Walker made a rap cover. It is called "Straight Out of Windshield."
How do you beat Lady Gaga at Texas hold’em?
Poker face.
Why did Paul Walker cross the road?
He wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron!
People say that they miss xxxtentacion, like the bullet didn’t.
Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries.
Donald Trump is so stupid his fanboys dislike this.
"FUCK FUCK FUCK MY CLOTHES CAUGHT THE FLAME OH MY GOD IT BURNS SO MUCH!"
What did the parent say to M.J.?
"Get off my kid!"
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
Once upon a time... Chuck Norris stepped on a Lego. R.I.P. the Lego piece.
What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!
Your forehead's so big, it makes Kanye's ego small.