Celebrity jokes

Miksi Michael Jackson sopisi joulupukiksi?

Hän tyhjentää säkkinsä lapsiin.

What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.

Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.

Oh wait, I forgot.

So, my son is into astronomy, and he asked how stars die. I said, "Usually overdose."

Your mom is heavier than Mariah can even carry.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?

'Cause there are twenty of them.

I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Follow the fresh prints.

If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat, he would’ve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.

Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!

Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?

He likes to hit small white balls.

What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.

What did The Rock say to his dad?

"I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!"

Why doesn't Adele swim properly?

Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽‍♂️

I cannot believe Kelly Clarkson's music is considered pop! More like comatose music!

You're so cool that celebrities take pictures of you.

Yo momma's so fat, her shirt size has more X's than Taylor Swift.

Did you hear about the new P. Diddy meal in McDonald's? It's a 56-year-old meat inside a 12-year-old bun.

Why is Stephen Hawking a bad influence on children?

Because he only looks one way when crossing the road.

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Both of their greatest hits are "the wall."