Celebrity jokes
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Follow the fresh prints.
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
Your mom is heavier than Mariah can even carry.
What did The Rock say to his dad?
"I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!"
So, my son is into astronomy, and he asked how stars die. I said, "Usually overdose."
Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️
What were Paul Walker's last words?
I dk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREE!"
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat, he would’ve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.
Miksi Michael Jackson sopisi joulupukiksi?
Hän tyhjentää säkkinsä lapsiin.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad influence on children?
Because he only looks one way when crossing the road.