Celebrity jokes
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
Yo momma's so fat, her shirt size has more X's than Taylor Swift.
Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar. But a few minutes later, they would walk out, because you have to be 21+. No room for those two.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad influence on children?
Because he only looks one way when crossing the road.
Memes
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Both of their greatest hits are "the wall."
Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk, attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.
Why are people surprised by Johnny Depp having $30,000 wine bills, domestic violence accusations, rampant substance abuse, poor hygiene, and the looks of a predator?
He grew up a Florida Man, after all.
What did Nicki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?
"Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you."
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What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.
I respect anyone who devotes their life to charity work.
But I think Paul Walker went a step too far.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
Michael Jackson.
A plane is going to crash. There are four passengers and only three parachutes. All the staff are safe and are gone, leaving the passengers. Ryan Reynolds is the first. He says, "My fans need me," and jumps. Donald Trump takes another and says, "I am the smartest president," and jumps, leaving one. There is a pope and a boy left. The pope says, "Child, my life is over and yours has just begun, take the last parachute." The boy replies, "Don't worry - Donald took my backpack."
At the age of 100, you get a letter from the Queen. At 12, you get a DM from Prince Charles.
Why can't orphans celebrate Christmas?
Father Christmas left them.
What's the last thing that went through Curt Cobain's mind?
His teeth.
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.