Celebrity jokes
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
What kind of mask are you wearing?
An Elon Musk!
Did you know that the Royal family like carnivals?
Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.
Where do you take Stephen Hawking when he dies?
The Apple repair store.
Once upon a time... Chuck Norris stepped on a Lego. R.I.P. the Lego piece.
What did the helicopter say?
Helicopter: "Kobe!"
What's worse than ants down your pants? Michael Jackson.
Chuck Norris doesn't ride horses.
Horses ride him.
How do you spell racecar backwards?
racecar
How do you spell racecar sideways?
Paul Walker's death.
Who is Bill Cosby’s favorite Disney princess?
Sleeping Beauty.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?
Boisenberry.
*walks in store* OH LITTle debhehe's!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?
One is loved by all.
Q: Mummy, how do most stars die?
A: From an overdose.
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite phrase to parents of boys? "Leave me alone!"
Celebrating Mother's Day is confusing, says my cousin.
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?
A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!