Celebrity jokes
What does Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
Survival Guilt.
Celebrating Mother's Day is confusing, says my cousin.
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?
A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite phrase to parents of boys? "Leave me alone!"
What is the world's strongest material?
The tree that Paul Walker hit.
Memes
What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?
One is loved by all.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
Chuck Norris is the only man that ever had sex with my wife and survived. Oh, how did I survive?
Fortunately, being her husband, I was the one person she wasn't fucking.
Miksi Michael lähti limusiinistä ulos?
Hän näki alastoman pojan.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
Yo mama's so dumb, she thought Bruno Mars was a planet!
Have you seen Dolly Parton's new shoes? Neither has she!
Cardi B has very long nails.
His new music video has been leaked. It’s called “Living in a Tree.”
Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.
Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?
Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.
I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.