How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert? (Part 2) To FIND his FANS
Me how do you you celebrate Christmas Orphan I don't know what you mean Me there is no one to give present
Stan JoJo Siwa.
My brother goes into the bar and says bartender give me 12 beers and a shot of whiskey. The bartender says that's a lot of alcohol. My brother says celebrating my first blowjob. The bartender said let me buy you a drink. My brother said no this should be enough to get the taste out of my mouth.
May our days be abundant, a dance of delight, Will I navigate life with courage, taking flight. May our journey be a beauty, a blessing so sweet, I will celebrate friendships, where hearts and souls meet.
May our nights be bright, with laughter and cheer, May we live with love, eliminating every fear. I will grow in kindness, a serenade of grace, May our lives be a marvel, a splendid embrace.
Your mom is so ugly, she's the reason he swerved.
"How do celebrities stay cool?"
"They have many fans."
Me: Hey, mom? Why do we celebrate birthdays?
Mom: Because that's the day a new life was born, and people are born every day so every day is a special day.
My thoughts: And my friend wonders why I have depression...
Want to know what juice wrld would do if he was alive today. frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.
Who’s the hottest girl in the world? Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun
Cameron Boyce
What's the difference between the 44 out of the 45 people who died in the Yaroslavl crash and the nine people who died in the helicopter crash?
Only one was ever famous. Vasicek and Kobe Bryant were the champions.
Chris Brown, More like Chris Brownie hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!
Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?
A. Neither does R. Kelly.
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
Dababy in my dickle trickle when eating my pickle.
What is the sweat between Dolly Parton's boobs?
Mountain Dew.
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
