Celebrity jokes
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
Did you know that the Royal family like carnivals?
Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.
What kind of mask are you wearing?
An Elon Musk!
Where do you take Stephen Hawking when he dies?
The Apple repair store.
Once upon a time... Chuck Norris stepped on a Lego. R.I.P. the Lego piece.
What did the helicopter say?
Helicopter: "Kobe!"
What's worse than ants down your pants? Michael Jackson.
Chuck Norris doesn't ride horses.
Horses ride him.
How do you spell racecar backwards?
racecar
How do you spell racecar sideways?
Paul Walker's death.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.
Q: Mummy, how do most stars die?
A: From an overdose.
*walks in store* OH LITTle debhehe's!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?
Boisenberry.
How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
What does Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
Survival Guilt.
What do you call vampire Matt Damon?
Bat Damon!
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
You Poker Face.
What is it called when 21 Savage and 6ix9ine fight: Alien vs. Predator?
What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?
One is loved by all.