Celebrity jokes
Did you know that the Royal family like carnivals?
Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.
Where do you take Stephen Hawking when he dies?
The Apple repair store.
What's worse than ants down your pants? Michael Jackson.
What did the helicopter say?
Helicopter: "Kobe!"
Once upon a time... Chuck Norris stepped on a Lego. R.I.P. the Lego piece.
Chuck Norris doesn't ride horses.
Horses ride him.
How do you spell racecar backwards?
racecar
How do you spell racecar sideways?
Paul Walker's death.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?
Boisenberry.
*walks in store* OH LITTle debhehe's!
Who is Bill Cosby’s favorite Disney princess?
Sleeping Beauty.
Q: Mummy, how do most stars die?
A: From an overdose.
What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?
One is loved by all.
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?
A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!
What is the world's strongest material?
The tree that Paul Walker hit.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite phrase to parents of boys? "Leave me alone!"
How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
Your hairline so far back.
Even LeBron James had a good laugh!