Celebrity jokes
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?
One is loved by all.
What is it called when 21 Savage and 6ix9ine fight: Alien vs. Predator?
What do you call vampire Matt Damon?
Bat Damon!
What does Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
Survival Guilt.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?
Boisenberry.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
Miksi Michael lähti limusiinistä ulos?
Hän näki alastoman pojan.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.
*walks in store* OH LITTle debhehe's!
What was Michael Jackson's favorite flavor from Ben and Jerry's? "Schweaty balls," or if you're Michael Joseph Jackson, "tiny balls."
What is Michael Jackson's favorite phrase to parents of boys? "Leave me alone!"
How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.
What pronouns does Michael Jackson use? Hee/hee.
Chuck Norris is...
What? You don't need to know what he is. He's just, Chuck.
How do you spell racecar backwards?
racecar
How do you spell racecar sideways?
Paul Walker's death.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bedsheets?
Billie's Jeans... Hee hee!
When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"