When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"
Celebrity Jokes
I would tell a Koby joke...
But it would just crash and burn.
Today, my family visited Disneyland. When we got to the hall of fame, I was shocked to find a statue of the BielefeldMan.
The tour guide said, "That’s Lewandisney. He owns the biggest collection of Disney TAP-INS and is a Mickey Mouse clubhouse member." Well done Lewandisney!
I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.
Who am I rooting for during the Super Bowl? Easy. Taylor Swift.
KSI driving ability.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.
What's worse than ants down your pants? Michael Jackson.
Ariana Grande
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
How sexy is Ariana Grande?
How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?
His face was chiseled in a mountain.
Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.
I’m only curious how they closed his casket.
"Hee hee touch my pp."
Chuck Norris doesn't fly on airplanes.
Airplanes fly on Chuck Norris.
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bedsheets?
Billie's Jeans... Hee hee!
