Celebrity jokes
Did you know that the Royal family like carnivals?
Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.
What's worse than ants down your pants? Michael Jackson.
What did the helicopter say?
Helicopter: "Kobe!"
Chuck Norris doesn't ride horses.
Horses ride him.
Once upon a time... Chuck Norris stepped on a Lego. R.I.P. the Lego piece.
Memes
How do you spell racecar backwards?
racecar
How do you spell racecar sideways?
Paul Walker's death.
Who is Bill Cosby’s favorite Disney princess?
Sleeping Beauty.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?
Boisenberry.
What's the difference between a shopping bag and Michael Jackson?
One is white, made of plastic, and dangerous for children. The other is for groceries.
Q: Mummy, how do most stars die?
A: From an overdose.
How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.
*walks in store* OH LITTle debhehe's!
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?
A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!
What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?
One is loved by all.
What is the world's strongest material?
The tree that Paul Walker hit.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite phrase to parents of boys? "Leave me alone!"
Celebrating Mother's Day is confusing, says my cousin.