Celebrity jokes
Why did Michael Jackson name his kid Blanket?
What would you call a cover for your cock?
What's the difference between Carrie Underwood and a robot?
A robot can feign empathy.
Why didn’t the orphan celebrate their birthday?
Because they didn’t have a mom to birth them.
Juice WRLD really died, then how is he posting videos today?
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
What did God say when he made Jake Paul?
"Oops, I made a mistake."
In memory of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as various places, is introducing the Jackson Dog. A 50 year old sausage between a 9 year old bun.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five? Logan Paul left him hanging.
"Hee hee touched me."
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
What's the difference between Kanye West and an orphan?
Kanye West has parents.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? Little skin flutes.
Did you know Michael J. Fox’s favorite song is "Shake, Rattle and Roll"?
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say to adults when he sees them?
Keep away from me-hee-hee.
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."
Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.