The time when Michael Jackson came in his pajamas during the trial. Whether or not it was because he saw a 7-year-old boy has yet to be determined.
Celebrity Jokes
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.
I'd tell you a Kobe joke.
But I am afraid it wouldn't land well.
Chuck Norris lit a campfire, and humans saw the sun for the first time.
Why did Paul Walker drown?
Because he was too busy carpooling.
Bet y'all did not know Kobe had blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west.
Chuck Norris' dick is so big that it has its own dick. And his dick's dick is still bigger than Bruce Lee.
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
What did The Rock say to his dad?
"I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!"
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Follow the fresh prints.
If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat, he would’ve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!
Your mom is heavier than Mariah can even carry.
So, my son is into astronomy, and he asked how stars die. I said, "Usually overdose."
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️
I cannot believe Kelly Clarkson's music is considered pop! More like comatose music!
Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff?
Neither did I until I found his Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.
