Celebrity jokes
Why did Paul Walker drown?
Because he was too busy carpooling.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do when nobody's home?
Beat it.
What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?
The Jackson 4.
What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."
Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction after eating 12-year-old nuts.
Memes
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."
Which fish is the most famous?
The star fish!
What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?
"Shhhhhhh, this might hurt a little."
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
Q. If I go 1 on 1 with Harvey Weinstein, I won't get raped?
A. I'm not a 14-year-old girl.
Me: Cobain!
Friend: No, dude, it's Kobe.
Me: Why? Cobain didn't miss his last shot.
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."
I respect anyone who devotes their life to charity work.
But I think Paul Walker went a step too far.
Why did Paul Walker cross the road?
He wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
At the age of 100, you get a letter from the Queen. At 12, you get a DM from Prince Charles.