Celebrity jokes
What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
The time when Michael Jackson came in his pajamas during the trial. Whether or not it was because he saw a 7-year-old boy has yet to be determined.
Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".
(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)
What did Michael Jackson say when dinner was ready? Ea-ea-eat.
What NFL teams parts with James Charles!?
Green Bay Packers & New England Patriots
10 followers!!!!!
What does Michael Jackson and maths have in common? They're both hard for kids.
Chuck Norris didn't join the army, the army joined Chuck Norris.
Michael Jackson was on a boat with a bunch of children. The boat captain comes up to him and says, "Michael, we've come into some trouble and the boat is about to sink. We need to get off the boat right now." "But what about the children?" The captain said, "F*** them." Michael Jackson responded, "Is there enough time?"
Dr. Dre caught his friend Snoop Dogg looking in other people's drawers. Dre then said, "Don't Snoop around."
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.
Dababy in my dickle trickle when eating my pickle.
What's white and rhymes with Dre? Eminem.
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They're both turned on by kids.
I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.
How did Michael Jackson get away with it?
He's a smooth criminal.
What does a bicycle and Jade Goody have in common?
They can't reach 30.
What did Bill Cosby say on the second date?
"Hi, nice to meet you."
7 little children gathered around the bed Bill Cosby's fantasy.
All he wants to do is tickle the kids, it's as plain as can be.
7 cellmates gathered around the bed ready to rape Bill Cosby instead.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One's plastic and dangerous to play with; the other is to carry groceries.