Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
Why are people surprised by Johnny Depp having $30,000 wine bills, domestic violence accusations, rampant substance abuse, poor hygiene, and the looks of a predator?
He grew up a Florida Man, after all.
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What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning?
It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
I respect anyone who devotes their life to charity work.
But I think Paul Walker went a step too far.
A plane is going to crash. There are four passengers and only three parachutes. All the staff are safe and are gone, leaving the passengers. Ryan Reynolds is the first. He says, "My fans need me," and jumps. Donald Trump takes another and says, "I am the smartest president," and jumps, leaving one. There is a pope and a boy left. The pope says, "Child, my life is over and yours has just begun, take the last parachute." The boy replies, "Don't worry - Donald took my backpack."
Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk, attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad influence to children?
Because he only looks one way when crossing the road
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
Why can't orphans celebrate Christmas?
Father Christmas left them.
At the age of 100, you get a letter from the Queen. At 12, you get a DM from Prince Charles.
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning? He ate 12-year-old nuts and a 13-year-old wiener.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
Did you hear about Paul Walker's rap?
Wrapped around that tree.
What time is bed time at Michael Jackson’s house? When the big hand touches the little hand
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. 😁
