Celebrity jokes
So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar, just kidding, he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a carrier bag? One is plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other is a carrier bag.
What is the world's strongest material?
The tree that Paul Walker hit.
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
What’s the difference between Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker?
They both died at 95.
This boy in my high school choir class had a decently big forehead, so I leaned in and said, "You know, if you painted an H on your forehead, maybe Kobe would've landed."
What does a bicycle and Jade Goody have in common?
They can't reach 30.
Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."
I cannot believe Kelly Clarkson's music is considered pop! More like comatose music!
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.
What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson? Hey, get out of my sun!
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
Why did Amy Winehouse snort Splenda?
She thought it was Diet Coke.
I just wish I went on a date with Ariana Grande, and then everybody knew I fucked Ariana Grande.
If Dusty's dad from Home Alone 2 was in NASA, how come he is not famous?
How did Reese eat her cereal? - Witherspoon!
Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?
A very rich and famous comedian walked into a Russian bar and asked for a vodka, but the bar man (a big fan of his) answered to him: - "This vodka isn't good enough for you." - "If it is good enough for you it is good enough for me!"
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and Eminem? Eminem was never proven to beat his wife in court, but Johnny Depp was.