Celebrity jokes
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?
"Shhhhhhh, this might hurt a little."
Why did Paul Walker cross the road?
He wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.
The time when Michael Jackson came in his pajamas during the trial. Whether or not it was because he saw a 7-year-old boy has yet to be determined.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
I'd tell you a Kobe joke.
But I am afraid it wouldn't land well.
Chuck Norris lit a campfire, and humans saw the sun for the first time.
Why did Paul Walker drown?
Because he was too busy carpooling.
Where did Michael Jackson go to college?
Bring 'em young.
Bet y'all did not know Kobe had blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west.
Chuck Norris' dick is so big that it has its own dick. And his dick's dick is still bigger than Bruce Lee.
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
What did The Rock say to his dad?
"I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!"
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Follow the fresh prints.