"How do celebrities stay cool?"
"They have many fans."
Me: Hey, mom? Why do we celebrate birthdays?
Mom: Because that's the day a new life was born, and people are born every day so every day is a special day.
My thoughts: And my friend wonders why I have depression...
Want to know what juice wrld would do if he was alive today. frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.
Who’s the hottest girl in the world? Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun
Mariah Carey is a more legit rapper than rapboat
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a BEAT
Why can’t a orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day becuse they have no parents
ever wonder why pride month is so hot? it's j a free trial of what's to come for the celebrators...
katie Price's answer for everything is darkness. She isn't a dull person, but playing eye spy with my little eye with Harvey is just way too easy.
why did Paul walker died because he crashed a car in a tree
What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision!!!!! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision!!!!!!! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios new series: WandaVision!!!!!!
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT
How do you beat lady gaga at Texas hold’em?
Poker face
if will smith could be in any movie he would be in find my hair line
Did you all hear about the newest gay celebrity couple yeah John Fitzpatrick and Patrick fitzjohn
Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation Their parents
At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate...
A famous celebrity admitted that she was non-straight, suffered from a rare condition that changed the colour of her skin, did not age well, only wanted to be compensated for her work in the 5th month of each year at her favourite store while laying down: TO GET FAYE'S WAY, PAY GRAY, GRAY, GAY FAYE WRAY IN MAY AND LAY HER DOWN AT "THE BAY".OK!!!
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii I'm famous
