Get Off My Kid

Listen up, buttercup! This joke is about Michael Jackson, who was a super famous singer but also kinda sus because people thought he was too friendly with kids. The joke is that a parent is telling him to get away from their child. It's funny because it's a bit dark and plays on those rumors, which, by the way, thinking about jokes like this? Probably means you spend too much time online, which is a real problem these days.