Celebrity

Celebrity jokes

Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!

Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.

What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana’s head before she died?

The steering wheel.

What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!

What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!

What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to take Snoop Dogg for a walk.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to put Vin Diesel in her gas tank.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to mop the floor with Taylor Swift.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to ring Kristen Bell.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to skim Dwayne Johnson across a lake.

Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?

Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂

What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.

What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?

Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂

What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?

They both lie over little boys 😂