What do you call two Michael J. Fox's standing next to each other?
Parallel Parkinson's.
Celebrity Jokes
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
This comment section is so dark, it could be Lil Huddy.
Cameron Boyce
Stephen Hawking walked in a bar...
Just kidding.
Did you know that the Royal family like carnivals?
Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.
Girl playing outside: "Step on a line and you break your mommy's spine." She then steps on a line and her mother keels over screaming.
Girl playing outside: "Step on a crack and you break daddy's back." She steps on a crack the mailman next door then keels over screaming.
The husband starts celebrating, gets in the car, and starts to drive away.
The son comes outside and steps on a crack.
The dad then dies in a car crash.
Why is the sun famous? Because it’s a shining star.
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What’s black and sits on top of the stairs?
Christopher Reeves in a house fire.
What’s the difference between me and Chester Bennington?
I know how to use an exercise band.
What did John Cena say to Ray Charles?
Hey, man.
When you throw paper at a hill, you can say, "Hey, look, it is like Kobe's helicopter!"
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
Why did Stephen Hawking go on to Britain's Got Talent?
To sing.
What is stuck between a doorway?
Rebel Wilson.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.
How do you know when it’s bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
The big hand is on the little hand!
Plz look up rainbow kiss - Bill Cosby.
What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.
What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?
Little Seizures.
