Celebrity jokes
What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?
They both have plastic in them.
Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty-eight-year-olds.
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
Your mom is so ugly, she's the reason he swerved.
Your mom so ugly that Paul Walker died.
I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.
In his old life, Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.
A lot of people ask why I only make jokes about Paul Walker and no one else.
Because they didn’t have as big of an impact as him.
Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.
"Hee hee touch my pp."
What's harder than titanium? Michael Jackson at the playground.
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning?
It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
Mrs. Kadie, I just heard about a FGTEEV video about vegan nuggets.
Duddy: Sup FGTEEVERS, me and James Marsden just got some Chick-fil-A.
Viewers: Got ya again Mrs. Kadie.
Mrs. Kadie: Vincent and James, I am going to push you off your roof.
Duddy and James: AHHHHHHH!
How many times does Ariana Grande knock at the door?
She doesn’t, she just uses 7 rings.
What's red and got makeup all over?
A Bill Cosby victim.
Donald Trump is so stupid his fanboys dislike this.
Why can't Juice Wrld play Black Ops II?
Because he can't handle 6 perks.
What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns?
He, he.
What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!
Race car backwards is race car, but if you turn race car sideways, that’s how Paul Walker got sent to God’s inbox.