Celebrity jokes
My friend bought a Tom Holland blanket and I said, "Well, now you're sleeping with him."
Michael Jackson gets really ill, so he's rushed to hospital. When they get there, he says, "Am I in heaven?"
The doctor replies, "Nah, sir, we're just taking a quick shortcut through the children's ward."
"How do celebrities stay cool?"
"They have many fans!"
Don't free Britney!
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
What is long that Paul Walker can fit into his mouth? A long black tree.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
If one of ya'll could find my weave, that'd be great!
I'm sweating like Michael Jackson at a kindergarten.
Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.
Juice WRLD farts smell like McDonalds.
What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana’s head before she died?
The steering wheel.
Ariana Grande, where are you?
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to take Snoop Dogg for a walk.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to put Vin Diesel in her gas tank.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to mop the floor with Taylor Swift.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to ring Kristen Bell.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to skim Dwayne Johnson across a lake.
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?