I wanted to play as Kobe Bryant on my gaming console, but the game kept crashing.
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
What does Michael Jackson like about 28 year olds? There's 20 of them!
I just wish I went on a date with Ariana Grande, and then everybody knew I fucked Ariana Grande.
Why can't orphans celebrate Christmas?
Father Christmas left them.
What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?
Beat It.
"Stephen Hawking was talking about a cash register at Costco when he said I can’t stand these people. 😳😳😳😳😳😳 What did he saaaaaaayyyyyyy?"
Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?
Their parents.
They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.
I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"
Cardi B has very long nails.
What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.
So when Kim Kardashian went into the ocean, the lifeguard said, "No plastic littering!"
"Addison Rae in bra? Nope, terrible."
Your forehead's so big that Michael Jackson could moonwalk across that b*tch.
Naughty little Ariana Grande needs to be fucked like the whore that she is. Join this chat to see if you agree.
This is for the people who love her body and want to fuck her.
Read the directions.
1. Type how she makes you feel.
2. Type how you would fuck her.
3. Any type of sex is aloud.
4. Remember to send pics as well.
5. Enjoy.
Joke page for people of all ages. If you want. Please make jokes about her. Enjoy.
"Hee hee touched me."
I'd tell you a Kobe joke.
But I am afraid it wouldn't land well.
Kobe Bryant jokes just don't really fly well now.
Just noticed something: all celebrities die badly except for Elvis. He had a relief after Taco Bell.
