Celebrity jokes
What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
What kind of mask are you wearing?
An Elon Musk!
Why is Michael Jackson on the naughty list this year?
Because he sexually kids 😂
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?
His face was chiseled in a mountain.
There is this celebrity everybody thought was so down to earth. That was until he hung himself.
Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?
Little boys' pants are half off!
"So I asked a genie if he could grant me this wish. I wished to be like Michael Jackson. The next day, I was in a playground full of little kids."
What is 3 feet tall and sits at the bottom of children's beds?
A: Garry Glitter's boots.
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
Your mom is heavier than Mariah can even carry.
What do Michael Jackson and ACN have in common? They both go in little kids.
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
Q. If I go 1 on 1 with Harvey Weinstein, I won't get raped?
A. I'm not a 14-year-old girl.
Hi, I am Michael Jackson, pronouns are HEE/HEE!
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.
One time Uma Thurman was Poison Ivy; she was weird in that, except for her punny jokes.
Uma Thurman's optometrist must have wide glasses sometimes.