Celebrity jokes
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to take Snoop Dogg for a walk.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to put Vin Diesel in her gas tank.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to mop the floor with Taylor Swift.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to ring Kristen Bell.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to skim Dwayne Johnson across a lake.
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂
What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
What kind of mask are you wearing?
An Elon Musk!
Why is Michael Jackson on the naughty list this year?
Because he sexually kids 😂
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?
His face was chiseled in a mountain.
There is this celebrity everybody thought was so down to earth. That was until he hung himself.
Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?
Little boys' pants are half off!
"So I asked a genie if he could grant me this wish. I wished to be like Michael Jackson. The next day, I was in a playground full of little kids."
What is 3 feet tall and sits at the bottom of children's beds?
A: Garry Glitter's boots.
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
Your mom is heavier than Mariah can even carry.
What do Michael Jackson and ACN have in common? They both go in little kids.
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.