Cause jokes
Me running from the principal because I put ten woman's rights books in the fictional section!
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied?
'Cause they can’t stand up for themselves.
If you need help, you will need trash, 'cause you the trash.
Why does Blake like lakes? Because of cake!
This isn't a joke, I repeat, this is not a joke. The plane in Lake Harriet is not in the lake. It is invisible because of the satellite pic, so there's no plane in Lake Harriet.
I might have to back down on this because it is usually aimed for little children.
Comments of Gwen in her bra!
Jordan Jadoke: Wow such a good looking kid!
Heo: Dude stop! Who the hell got this!
prince/mr tallie: Hey stop!
YOU: Sexy sexy sexxy! How much does she cost!
Kenya Bailey: NOTHING SHE IS NOT A SEX SLAVE SHE IS PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck u Kenya: SHUT UP!
Big Ideas: Do u think I hav a chance with her? Cause if then SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kariah: STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mariah: U GUYS EXPECT PRINCE, HEO, AND KENYA ARE GOOD PEOPLE THAT ARE NOT CHILD MOLESTERS!!!!!!!!!!
Hot: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Fring: I want to take u home all to my self!
Why can't LGBTQ+ members be straight? Because they are LGBTQ, they are losers.
Jack and Jill went up my ass to eat a big dildo, but Jack died cause he got hit by a brown thing.
Iran? More like tin can, cause we’re going to kick their teeth in, am I right?
How to get rich:
Step 1: Tell an orphan he will get a family.
Step 2: Knock out the orphan.
Step 3: Cut open the orphan.
Step 4: Well there [are] organs.
Step 5: Do it again.
And nobody will call the cops 'cause they got no family.
Burger King got Dairy Queen pregnant during sex, cause he forgot to wrap his Whopper.
What is a type of cancer that:
Affects you. Is caused by a device. Is annoying. People won't stop talking about it?
Easy, the answer is Fortnite.
So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.
And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.
Oh my god, she hit me with a bat,
'Cause she was transgender.
Spanish folks must love Olaf because they say his name to me all the time.
Is skin picking self-harm?
Cause I'm red all over without a razor.
Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.
Are you a razor? 'Cause you make me red.