Why do orphans like spiderman. Cause they realy in joy far from home and no way home. Damm was he mad about spiderman homecoming
September 11th is the superior birthday cause no one forgets it. #flexingonyoubitches ;)
Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.
Whats the difference between me calling my gf a pedefile and her calling me on oh wait i am cause shes 10
Why did the skeleton die from laughter? Cause they broke all his "FUNNY BONES!"
When your mad you might as well just punch an orphan. Cause what can they do, tell there parents?
How much does a chimney cost? Its free cause its on the house.
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Besie coleman - i do`nt want to be a flier cause i am afircan amercain
Once I went to a museum and over heard someone speaking to an employee for information.
“These are lying clocks, they tell how many lies a person tells.”
“oh cool”
“this is mother Teresa’s clock, the clock hasn’t moved because she never lied.”
“Makes sense”
“This is Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands only moved twice indicating he only lied twice.”
“Where’s Trump’s clock”
“Oh, we’re using it as a ceiling fan.”
And then I burst out laughing 'cause it’s so true.
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health commercials be like:
serious side effects can cause:
Nausea, Diarrhea, vomiting, chills, fever, Cancer, Diabetes, Aids, Clamedia, Lupus, Ebola, polio, Leprosy, Pulmanary edema, heart attack, heart falure, yellow fever, but worst of all DEATH
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Cause it got stuck in the crack *if u dont get it it got stuck in the butt crack*
Why does this Stingray's wife can't stop babbling? Cause, she can't watch her mouth.
My Friend- Why does Santa look like that? My 15 Year Old Friend- He has secateurs cancer... Me- I heard its cause he comes once a year. *-Everyone Looks at me-*
stephen hawkins couldnt make it to heaven cause there was stairs so he rolled down to hell
Why can't a orphan play kick ball be cause the can't hit the home plate
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