Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Kid 2: Why?
Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
Why is NASA so sus?
'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.
Why is my anus burning?
'Cause I sat on an open lighter, oh god, help!
Why did the egg cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to be scrambled!
Hey girl, is that an ass seen on TV, 'cause I'd buy it.
Why was the people's wedding so miserable...
'Cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky, they agreed to never try to have another wedding.
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.
— Can I borrow a book [on] how to kill myself?
— Librarian: No, because you won’t bring it back.
You're like a vacuum cleaner. Why? Because you suck.
In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.
Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.
Are you Pikachu? Cause I want to take a "pik" at you.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
But why did 7 eat 9?
'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.
Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
