Iran? More like tin can, cause we’re going to kick their teeth in, am I right?
What is a type of cancer that:
Affects you. Is caused by a device. Is annoying. People won't stop talking about it?
Easy, the answer is Fortnite.
Burger King got Dairy Queen pregnant during sex, cause he forgot to wrap his Whopper.
So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.
And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.
Hey girl, are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.
Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."
Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."
Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."
Teacher: "*stands up*"
Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."
We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
Why is NASA so sus?
'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.
Why is my anus burning?
'Cause I sat on an open lighter, oh god, help!
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause it was stuck in the crack... *buttcrack*
Why couldn't the toilet cross the road?
Answer: 'Cause it got stuck in the crack.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
But why did 7 eat 9?
'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Kid 2: Why?
Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.
"Why is your head big?"
"'Cause you're a ball."
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
Why did the man get fired from work? Because he took two days off in February.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
