Cause jokes
What do inner city schools and databases have in common?
Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.
Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young to be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom.
On a bus, a priest sat next to a drunk who was struggling to read a newspaper.
Suddenly, with a slurred voice, the drunk asked the priest:
"Do you know what arthritis is?"
The parish priest soon thought of taking the opportunity to lecture the drunk and replied:
"It's a disease caused by sinful and unruly life: excess, consumption of alcohol, drugs, marijuana, crack, and certainly lost women, prostitutes, promiscuity, sex, binges, and other things I dare not say."
The drunk widened his eyes, shut up, and continued reading the newspaper.
A little later the priest, thinking that he had been too hard on the drunk, tried to soften:
"How long have you had arthritis?"
"I don't have arthritis! It says here in the paper that the Pope has it."
Comments of Gwen in her bra!
Jordan Jadoke: Wow such a good looking kid!
Heo: Dude stop! Who the hell got this!
prince/mr tallie: Hey stop!
YOU: Sexy sexy sexxy! How much does she cost!
Kenya Bailey: NOTHING SHE IS NOT A SEX SLAVE SHE IS PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck u Kenya: SHUT UP!
Big Ideas: Do u think I hav a chance with her? Cause if then SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kariah: STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mariah: U GUYS EXPECT PRINCE, HEO, AND KENYA ARE GOOD PEOPLE THAT ARE NOT CHILD MOLESTERS!!!!!!!!!!
Hot: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Fring: I want to take u home all to my self!
Why can't LGBTQ+ members be straight? Because they are LGBTQ, they are losers.
Memes
Chat is this real??
Jack and Jill went up my ass to eat a big dildo, but Jack died cause he got hit by a brown thing.
How do stars die? Usually a overdose in an airport.
Oh my god, she hit me with a bat,
'Cause she was transgender.
How to get rich:
Step 1: Tell an orphan he will get a family.
Step 2: Knock out the orphan.
Step 3: Cut open the orphan.
Step 4: Well there [are] organs.
Step 5: Do it again.
And nobody will call the cops 'cause they got no family.
Iran? More like tin can, cause we’re going to kick their teeth in, am I right?
What is a type of cancer that:
Affects you. Is caused by a device. Is annoying. People won't stop talking about it?
Easy, the answer is Fortnite.
Burger King got Dairy Queen pregnant during sex, cause he forgot to wrap his Whopper.
So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.
And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.
Hey girl, is that an ass seen on TV, 'cause I'd buy it.
Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?
Orphans have 362 days in a year because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day and no birthday.
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*
Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?
Why did the egg cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to be scrambled!
Hey girl, are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.