Cause jokes

Why can't LGBTQ+ members be straight? Because they are LGBTQ, they are losers.

Jack and Jill went up my ass to eat a big dildo, but Jack died cause he got hit by a brown thing.

How do stars die? Usually a overdose in an airport.

How to get rich:

Step 1: Tell an orphan he will get a family.

Step 2: Knock out the orphan.

Step 3: Cut open the orphan.

Step 4: Well there [are] organs.

Step 5: Do it again.

And nobody will call the cops 'cause they got no family.

Iran? More like tin can, cause we’re going to kick their teeth in, am I right?

What is a type of cancer that:

Affects you. Is caused by a device. Is annoying. People won't stop talking about it?

Easy, the answer is Fortnite.

Burger King got Dairy Queen pregnant during sex, cause he forgot to wrap his Whopper.

So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.

And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.

Hey girl, are you a scientist?

Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.

Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."

Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."

Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."

Teacher: "*stands up*"

Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."

We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.

Why can't orphans be kidnapped?

Because most kidnappers use a family van.

Why is NASA so sus?

'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.

Why is my anus burning?

'Cause I sat on an open lighter, oh god, help!

Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?

'Cause it was stuck in the crack... *buttcrack*

Why couldn't the toilet cross the road?

Answer: 'Cause it got stuck in the crack.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

'Cause 7 8 9.

But why did 7 eat 9?

'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D

Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.

Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?

Kid 2: Why?

Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.

"Why is your head big?"

"'Cause you're a ball."