How do stars die? Usually a overdose in an airport.
Cause Jokes
What number is better than 69?
88 'cause you get ate twice.
How to get rich:
Step 1: Tell an orphan he will get a family.
Step 2: Knock out the orphan.
Step 3: Cut open the orphan.
Step 4: Well there [are] organs.
Step 5: Do it again.
And nobody will call the cops 'cause they got no family.
Iran? More like tin can, cause we’re going to kick their teeth in, am I right?
What is a type of cancer that:
Affects you. Is caused by a device. Is annoying. People won't stop talking about it?
Easy, the answer is Fortnite.
Burger King got Dairy Queen pregnant during sex, cause he forgot to wrap his Whopper.
So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.
And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.
Hey girl, are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.
Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."
Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."
Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."
Teacher: "*stands up*"
Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."
We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
Why is NASA so sus?
'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.
Why is my anus burning?
'Cause I sat on an open lighter, oh god, help!
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause it was stuck in the crack... *buttcrack*
Why couldn't the toilet cross the road?
Answer: 'Cause it got stuck in the crack.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
But why did 7 eat 9?
'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Kid 2: Why?
Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.
"Why is your head big?"
"'Cause you're a ball."
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
