Cause jokes
I wish I was a policeman, 'cause then I would actually have a gun to shoot myself with.
Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.
My friend's dad went to jail. He's just surprised because he can finally find him!
Bully: Oh, look at your shoes, look at your pants, look at your shirt, ay, ay, ay.
Me: Ding, ding, sing, oh, did you hear that? It's the elevator 'cause you're not on my level.
Bully: u_u ......
Crowd: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
Why did the sun go to college?
Because it already have a million degrees!
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need parent registration!
Why did the cow cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie.
Why did the bike fall over?
'Cause it was wheely tired.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they're dead.
Why doesn't Helen Keller's boyfriend like having sex with her?
'Cause she just lies there like she's dead.
My mom asked, "Why are you so depressed? It could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer."
I replied, "I wish I were Tracy Latimer because then someone would kill me."
Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young to be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom.
Why does everybody like the sun? Because it's hot.
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...
The cashier kicked me out because when he asked for 99 cents, I gave him 99 scents.
This isn't a joke, I repeat, this is not a joke. The plane in Lake Harriet is not in the lake. It is invisible because of the satellite pic, so there's no plane in Lake Harriet.
Why does Blake like lakes? Because of cake!
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied?
'Cause they can’t stand up for themselves.