Cause jokes
Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.
Who's the fastest reader?
Me, 'cause I'll be jumping off so many stories.
There were ten cats in a boat, and one jumped out. How many were left?
None, 'cause they are all copycats.
It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream?
Because he was dead.
VAPING IS ALSO BAD
Why did the director have an injured leg? Cause he couldn't find the right cast.
The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: Why?
Man: 'Cause they have a family plan.
Kid: Oh, then I need to switch phone services then.
Man: Why?
Kid: I'm an orphan.
Man: *laughs out loud* That's tough!
(You can tell the joke shortened by saying, "Why can't an orphan use Verizon? 'Cause they have a family plan.")
Know why they call gonorrhea gonorrhea?
'Cause once you have it, everyone is gone.
Why do kids like bananas?
'Cause they like doing the nana.
Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?
Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!
"Suicide is the 10th leading cause of death"?
Maybe in infidel America but.... it is #1 in the Glorious Iran.
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Why did the man get fired from work? Because he took two days off in February.
Ashes to ashes, priests prefer boys, 'cause they don't have to shave their asses.
1. If being ugly was a crime, you would have a life sentence.
2. My phone battery lasts longer than your friendships.
3. There is a tree out there giving you oxygen, and you owe that tree an apology.
4. I don’t hate you, but I gotta unplug your life support to charge my phone.
5. When I saw your dad on the sidewalk, I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
6. If I had powers, I would make you the dumbest person alive, but it seems life already beat me to the punch.
7. If karma ever comes to punch ya in the face, I wanna be there to help it.
8. If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.
9. You are more disappointing than a cake without frosting.
10. Were you born on a highway, 'cause that’s where most accidents happen?
11. Wow, that hurts, now I know how it felt when your mom said that to ya.
12. You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo, and you may as well be the reason why the middle finger was invented.
Why are cheetahs big cats? Because they poo and purr.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
Why does everybody like the sun? Because it's hot.
Were you born on a highway? Because that's where accidents mostly happen.
Hey girl, are you suicide? 'Cause I think of you everyday.