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I don't got a pencil or pen in this bookbag. Added like ten to the clip 'cause it look bad. Don't give a fuck if you pissed, nigga, get mad. Or you can bitch and get killed with your bitch ass. Lil' bro got blood on his shirt with his Crip ass. Go write a diss and get murked, don't do shit ass. Bitch, I'm a star, I might burst with my stiff ass. Hop out the car like, "Who want it? Who with that?" I don't know nothin', I was gone when they did that. Bandana wrapped where my chrome and my wig at. If he want beef, hit his home with a Big Mac. Niggas be breakin' the code like a Kit-Kat. Runnin' your mouth like a ho get you bitch-slapped.
So, I was laying in bed and it's winter, so my room is always cold because the heater doesn't work.
And I was thinking.... It would be warmer if someone else was laying here with me.... Then I laughed because who would wanna be with me. Hahaha
How do stars die? Usually a overdose in an airport.
I wish I was a policeman, 'cause then I would actually have a gun to shoot myself with.
My friend's dad went to jail. He's just surprised because he can finally find him!
Why did the bike fall over?
'Cause it was wheely tired.
Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.
Why did the cow cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie.
Why did the sun go to college?
Because it already have a million degrees!
Bully: Oh, look at your shoes, look at your pants, look at your shirt, ay, ay, ay.
Me: Ding, ding, sing, oh, did you hear that? It's the elevator 'cause you're not on my level.
Bully: u_u ......
Crowd: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need parent registration!
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they're dead.
Why doesn't Helen Keller's boyfriend like having sex with her?
'Cause she just lies there like she's dead.
What do inner city schools and databases have in common?
Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young to be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom.
Why does everybody like the sun? Because it's hot.
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...
The cashier kicked me out because when he asked for 99 cents, I gave him 99 scents.
Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.