Cause Jokes

hey how is everone today :) cause am feeling great

My name is devonair when i get a haircut its always bald kids make fun of me the call me dang-nier bald head My name is devonair

*dev-on-near* *I always thought they were making fun of me cause of my name pronounced near*

my grandfather cant a woman's taco anymore cause his balls fell off from getting to many tacos

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I knew you played football cause you’re hairline receding

The adoption centre threw a party. Why? Cause the parents weren't home.

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Why is jonnyy baiiiiii sad cause he no shower pero

why couldn't people have there phone on airplane mode during 9/11... cause there phone exploded the towers

Caution: looking at your hairline can cause being delirious and having hallucinations.

Cause I am Batman!!

Hey girl are you a diamond pick? Cause I'm as hard as obsidian

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Y shouldn’t u play cards in Africa?

Cause there’s to many cheetahs 🐆

There were two snakes slithering along when one snake said to the other snake "Are we poisonous?" "Idk why?" The other snake responded "Cause I just bit my tongue!"

(A horrible pick up line) are you the two towers? Cause I'd love to take you out 🤭

The lasagna i just cook is for me my friends and family you don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.