Cause jokes
Why did the sun go to college?
Because it already have a million degrees!
Bully: Oh, look at your shoes, look at your pants, look at your shirt, ay, ay, ay.
Me: Ding, ding, sing, oh, did you hear that? It's the elevator 'cause you're not on my level.
Bully: u_u ......
Crowd: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need parent registration!
Why did the cow cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they're dead.
Memes
Why doesn't Helen Keller's boyfriend like having sex with her?
'Cause she just lies there like she's dead.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
My mom asked, "Why are you so depressed? It could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer."
I replied, "I wish I were Tracy Latimer because then someone would kill me."
If you need help, you will need trash, 'cause you the trash.
The cashier kicked me out because when he asked for 99 cents, I gave him 99 scents.
Why does Blake like lakes? Because of cake!
This isn't a joke, I repeat, this is not a joke. The plane in Lake Harriet is not in the lake. It is invisible because of the satellite pic, so there's no plane in Lake Harriet.
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied?
'Cause they can’t stand up for themselves.
Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...
Me running from the principal because I put ten woman's rights books in the fictional section!
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
Why does everybody like the sun? Because it's hot.
I might have to back down on this because it is usually aimed for little children.
Pickup line: Are you the internet? 'Cause I feel a connection.