Cause jokes
I wish I was a policeman, 'cause then I would actually have a gun to shoot myself with.
Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.
Why did the sun go to college?
Because it already have a million degrees!
Bully: Oh, look at your shoes, look at your pants, look at your shirt, ay, ay, ay.
Me: Ding, ding, sing, oh, did you hear that? It's the elevator 'cause you're not on my level.
Bully: u_u ......
Crowd: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need parent registration!
Why did the cow cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie.
My friend's dad went to jail. He's just surprised because he can finally find him!
Why did the bike fall over?
'Cause it was wheely tired.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they're dead.
Why doesn't Helen Keller's boyfriend like having sex with her?
'Cause she just lies there like she's dead.
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...
The cashier kicked me out because when he asked for 99 cents, I gave him 99 scents.
Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.
Me running from the principal because I put ten woman's rights books in the fictional section!
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied?
'Cause they can’t stand up for themselves.
Why does Blake like lakes? Because of cake!
This isn't a joke, I repeat, this is not a joke. The plane in Lake Harriet is not in the lake. It is invisible because of the satellite pic, so there's no plane in Lake Harriet.
If you need help, you will need trash, 'cause you the trash.
I might have to back down on this because it is usually aimed for little children.