Cause jokes
Don't drink and park.
Accidents cause people.
Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.
I turned off all the beeping machines in the hospital. I love the peace and quiet, but I don't know why everyone is sleeping cause it's only 8 am.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
How much does a chimney cost?
It's free cause it's on the house.
care to explain bitch? it seems thats what youre good at
Why is the orphan cold?
'Cause there's no one to cuddle with.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
A kid is arrested for a school shooting threat. He is then apprehended and asked why he wanted to do this. He responds with, "What do you mean? I already did it." Then the police ran back to the school to apprehend the other people he was planning it with. The cops busted in through the doors, which caused a smoke trap to go off, which then the cops saw three people walk in and the police begin to fire. But as the smoke began to clear, the cops saw that the three people were 16 kids duck taped to rolling poles, 4 per pole. Back at the station, holding the kid being apprehended, the kid puts his feet up on a chair and said, "Aww, it pays to be lazy!"
Why did the toilet paper not make it across the street?
'Cause it got stuck in a pothole!
We finally have something in common with Africa. They die of starvation, we die of overeating.
Why Satan didn't stop sending messages to God about hell?
'Cause they made a juice out of him.
Why do men get great ideas in bed?
'Cause they are plugged into a genius!
Why is 8 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 ate 9.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
'Cause he'd walk up the stairs!
Why didn’t the Japanese guy get a high five? Cause Logan Paul left him hanging...
Are you a rope? Cause I'm tryna put you around my neck 😏
Are you a bullet? 'Cause you're stuck in my head.
Is your MBTI type INFP? Cause you're so FiNe.
Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain’t a chef!
When Stephen Hawking died, I assume his computer crash caused it.