Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they're dead.
Cause Jokes
Why doesn't Helen Keller's boyfriend like having sex with her?
'Cause she just lies there like she's dead.
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...
Me running from the principal because I put ten woman's rights books in the fictional section!
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
Chat is this real??
Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.
Why does Blake like lakes? Because of cake!
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied?
'Cause they can’t stand up for themselves.
This isn't a joke, I repeat, this is not a joke. The plane in Lake Harriet is not in the lake. It is invisible because of the satellite pic, so there's no plane in Lake Harriet.
If you need help, you will need trash, 'cause you the trash.
The cashier kicked me out because when he asked for 99 cents, I gave him 99 scents.
I might have to back down on this because it is usually aimed for little children.
Pickup line: Are you the internet? 'Cause I feel a connection.
What do inner city schools and databases have in common?
Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why does everybody like the sun? Because it's hot.
My mom asked, "Why are you so depressed? It could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer."
I replied, "I wish I were Tracy Latimer because then someone would kill me."
Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young to be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom.
On a bus, a priest sat next to a drunk who was struggling to read a newspaper.
Suddenly, with a slurred voice, the drunk asked the priest:
"Do you know what arthritis is?"
The parish priest soon thought of taking the opportunity to lecture the drunk and replied:
"It's a disease caused by sinful and unruly life: excess, consumption of alcohol, drugs, marijuana, crack, and certainly lost women, prostitutes, promiscuity, sex, binges, and other things I dare not say."
The drunk widened his eyes, shut up, and continued reading the newspaper.
A little later the priest, thinking that he had been too hard on the drunk, tried to soften:
"How long have you had arthritis?"
"I don't have arthritis! It says here in the paper that the Pope has it."
Comments of Gwen in her bra!
Jordan Jadoke: Wow such a good looking kid!
Heo: Dude stop! Who the hell got this!
prince/mr tallie: Hey stop!
YOU: Sexy sexy sexxy! How much does she cost!
Kenya Bailey: NOTHING SHE IS NOT A SEX SLAVE SHE IS PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck u Kenya: SHUT UP!
Big Ideas: Do u think I hav a chance with her? Cause if then SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kariah: STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mariah: U GUYS EXPECT PRINCE, HEO, AND KENYA ARE GOOD PEOPLE THAT ARE NOT CHILD MOLESTERS!!!!!!!!!!
Hot: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Fring: I want to take u home all to my self!
