What number is better than 69?
88 'cause you get ate twice.
How to get rich:
Step 1: Tell an orphan he will get a family.
Step 2: Knock out the orphan.
Step 3: Cut open the orphan.
Step 4: Well there [are] organs.
Step 5: Do it again.
And nobody will call the cops 'cause they got no family.
Iran? More like tin can, cause we’re going to kick their teeth in, am I right?
Burger King got dairy Queen pregnant during sex, cause he forgot to wrap his wopper
What is a type of cancer that:
Affects you. Is caused by a device. Is annoying. People won't stop talking about it?
Easy, the answer is Fortnite.
So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.
And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.
why couldnt the toilet cross the road awnser> cause it got stuck in the crack
Why do orphans love christmas
Cause they build a home
why did the orphan go outside the school A: cause it was take your parents to school day
yo rob you for got to pay me cause u sucky sucky my thang aka your up for adoption
Orphans have 362 days in a year
Bea cause they don’t have a mother or Father’s Day and no birthday
why can't black people have nightmares? cause we shot the last one that had a dream
Why cant orphans play baseball cause theres no home.
What is the diffrence between a apple tray and a orphan the apples get picked.
why did the man get fired from work cause he took 2 days off in febuary
why did the midget laugh when he ran, cause the grass tickles his balls
Why do cantaloupes always get married in the church?
'Cause they can't elope.
Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*
Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?
I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.
My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.
This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.
Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!
