Cause jokes
Why did the egg cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to be scrambled!
Hey girl, is that an ass seen on TV, 'cause I'd buy it.
You're like a vacuum cleaner. Why? Because you suck.
Yo, Rob, you forgot to pay me cause you sucky sucky my thang.
AKA, you're up for adoption.
Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*
Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?
Why do cantaloupes always get married in the church?
'Cause they can't elope.
Orphans have 362 days in a year because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day and no birthday.
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause it was stuck in the crack... *buttcrack*
Why can't orphans eat a big bag of crisps?
'Cause it's family size...?!
Why couldn't the toilet cross the road?
Answer: 'Cause it got stuck in the crack.
My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."
Why is NASA so sus?
'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.
Why is my anus burning?
'Cause I sat on an open lighter, oh god, help!
Why did you and Sarah break up?
'Cause she cheetahed on me.
Hey girl, are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.