Cause jokes
Why did you and Sarah break up?
'Cause she cheetahed on me.
Why do people always bully orphans?
'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?
Anyone want to fuck? Cause my sisters are such cunts!
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
Why couldn't the toilet cross the road?
Answer: 'Cause it got stuck in the crack.
Memes
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Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause it was stuck in the crack... *buttcrack*
This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.
Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!đź’Ą
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. đź’€
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
Why did the man get fired from work? Because he took two days off in February.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t know where home is.
Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Kid 2: Why?
Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.
"Why is your head big?"
"'Cause you're a ball."
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
Hey girl, are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.
Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."
Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."
Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."
Teacher: "*stands up*"
Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."
We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.
Why is my anus burning?
'Cause I sat on an open lighter, oh god, help!