Why can’t an orphan go on a field trip Cause they need a parent signature
Its this girl named deaf waht a weird name but i know that cause i was ear hustling. But anyway evertime i call her she doesn't answer i wanna clap some cheeks tonight how could she hate me when she dont no me
WHY CAN'T ORPHANS GO TO FAMILY DOLLAR , CAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE A FAMILY
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Me playing a game...... what did God just stop are hearts cause we didn't kill each other
Like if that was good
Robin asks Batman what are you getting your parents for Christmas Batman gets mad slaps Robin and runs off crying
now you know why Batman beyond was born when Bruce died cause of death: suicide
Two to the one from the one to the three I like good pussy and i like good trees Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe And i get more ass than a toilet seat Three to the one from the one to the three I met a bad bitch last night in the d Let me tell you how i made her leave with me Conversation and hennessey I've been to the motherfuckin' mountain top Heard motherfuckers talk, seen and dropped If i ain't got a weapon i'ma pick up a rock And when i bust yo ass i'ma continue to rock Getcha ass of the wall with your two left feet It's real easy just follow the beat Don't let that fine girl pass you by Look real close 'cause strobe lights blind
why did the nerd get scared of the emo cause the nerd likes to leave the emo hanging
Why didn't steven Hawkins get into fights
Cause he couldn't stand up for himself
ok who the heck is watersharky, he just trys to "help" people and he just posts stupid songs cause he acts like he is depressed.
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You see this guy's sense bahh If it was a cartoon It would be an avatar Cause why??
Anytime he needs it most It vanishes😹💔
orphans must hate 2020 cause you need a home to home school
Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain’t a chef!
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God- make a grumpy old man president Angel-why g-cause I said so-name him trump a-okay G-make him not pay taxes a-okay... Fast forwrd to 2020 G- you know that grumpy old man a-yea... G-make him create a deadly virus named after a beer A- Krona G- exactly A- why do you hate humans so much G- because I can.
I gave her a lift back to her crib cause her car wouldn’t start.
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sailors are coming onto the boardwalk and are met by colonel sanders. he asks them, what is your occupation? they respond we are semen. so he says well you better wash up cause i'm finger licki'n good!
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