Are you a noose, 'cause I wanna hang out with you?
Why do people always bully orphans?
'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?
Why did you and Sarah break up?
'Cause she cheetahed on me.
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
Why did the midget laugh when he ran? Because the grass tickles his balls.
My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"
Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.
This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.
Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!
In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.
Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.
Why do orphans love Christmas?
Because they build a home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t know where home is.
My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans eat a big bag of crisps?
'Cause it's family size...?!
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
Are you Pikachu? Cause I want to take a "pik" at you.
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
Why was the people's wedding so miserable...
'Cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky, they agreed to never try to have another wedding.
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.
