Cause jokes
Why do people always bully orphans?
'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?
Why did the midget laugh when he ran? Because the grass tickles his balls.
Are you a noose, 'cause I wanna hang out with you?
My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"
Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.
Why did you and Sarah break up?
'Cause she cheetahed on me.
WTF is this?
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
Why is my anus burning?
'Cause I sat on an open lighter, oh god, help!
A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."
Why is NASA so sus?
'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.
"Why is your head big?"
"'Cause you're a ball."
Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Kid 2: Why?
Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
Why did the man get fired from work? Because he took two days off in February.
This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.
Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
Anyone want to fuck? Cause my sisters are such cunts!