Cause jokes
Hey girl, are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.
Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."
Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."
Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."
Teacher: "*stands up*"
Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
Why is my anus burning?
'Cause I sat on an open lighter, oh god, help!
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
Why is NASA so sus?
'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.
Are you a noose, 'cause I wanna hang out with you?
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
Why do people always bully orphans?
'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?
Why did you and Sarah break up?
'Cause she cheetahed on me.
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Kid 2: Why?
Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.
"Why is your head big?"
"'Cause you're a ball."
Why did the man get fired from work? Because he took two days off in February.
Anyone want to fuck? Cause my sisters are such cunts!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
Why couldn't the toilet cross the road?
Answer: 'Cause it got stuck in the crack.