Cause jokes
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
Why did the man get fired from work? Because he took two days off in February.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
Are you a noose, 'cause I wanna hang out with you?
Memes
care to explain bitch? it seems thats what youre good at
Why do people always bully orphans?
'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?
Why did you and Sarah break up?
'Cause she cheetahed on me.
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
Why did the midget laugh when he ran? Because the grass tickles his balls.
My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"
Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.
This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.
Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!
In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.
Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.
Why do orphans love Christmas?
Because they build a home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t know where home is.
My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans eat a big bag of crisps?
'Cause it's family size...?!
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
Are you Pikachu? Cause I want to take a "pik" at you.