Cause jokes
Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."
Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."
Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."
Teacher: "*stands up*"
Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."
We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.
Why is NASA so sus?
'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.
Why is my anus burning?
'Cause I sat on an open lighter, oh god, help!
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
Memes
WTF is this?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t know where home is.
In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.
Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.
My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
But why did 7 eat 9?
'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
Are you Pikachu? Cause I want to take a "pik" at you.
Why can't orphans eat a big bag of crisps?
'Cause it's family size...?!
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
Why couldn't the toilet cross the road?
Answer: 'Cause it got stuck in the crack.
My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"
Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.
Are you a noose, 'cause I wanna hang out with you?
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
Why do people always bully orphans?
'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?
Why did you and Sarah break up?
'Cause she cheetahed on me.
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
Why did the midget laugh when he ran? Because the grass tickles his balls.