Cause jokes
my grandfather cant a woman's taco anymore cause his balls fell off from getting to many tacos
Yo mama so fat when I pushed her into the jacuzzi, it caused a level 8 tsunami.
I don't need a girlfriend, 'cause I got my cousin, bro.
I was gonna tell a self harm joke, but realized it would cause too much pain.
Why can't the orphan run past third base?
'Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo inside you?
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo into you?
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
Is that ass a water barrier 'cause dam[n]?
Why did your father go away?
'Cause he needs da milk.
Why is the USA bad at Clash Royale? 'Cause they already lost two towers.
Women be like men cause wars, [but] forget men fight those wars while they fake cry.
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time it was sung... the line “fire away” caused massive confusion and shooting!
The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.
Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!
Why was the barber mad because I gave him a buzzcut?