Cause jokes
Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher. What?
Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.
Teacher. Why water?
Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
"Why is your head big?"
"'Cause you're a ball."
Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Kid 2: Why?
Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.
Why don’t orphans play poker?
'Cause they don’t know what a full house is.
There are only women's rights causes because they leave you.
Don't you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water because your dad won't bring the fucking milk? Cause same.
Why are Chinese so good at jaywalking? Cause they can't tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.
Are you a school? Cause I wanna shoot some kids inside of you.
I don't like calculator jokes because they are too overused.
Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
Why do orphans hate hide n seek?
'Cause they can't find their parents.
Why are so many Americans stupid? Because they shoot the ones that go to school.
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.
"Suicide is the 10th leading cause of death"?
Maybe in infidel America but.... it is #1 in the Glorious Iran.
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Go fuck yourself, cause I doubt anyone else will. 💅
How come orphans know how to do laundry?
Cause that's usually the mom's job.
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
Kid: Hi.
Janitor: Wtf you want, kid?
Kid: Why are you rude?
Janitor: 'Cause I have a shitty job.
I love trash bags because they remind me of my heart... black.