Which one fell first. The Emo Kid or The Apple. The Apple because the rope caught the kid.
Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him your life is ruined. So Jim took a picture of her and the next thing you know he said is NOW MY PHONE IS RUINED.
How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood His hand caught on fire
I went fishing with my grandpa and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun. A black man said where are the young ones.
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What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
A man in Saudi Arabia was caught stealing hand sanitiser. The silver lining for him is that he will not need hand sanitiser anymore
Very sad today found my pet mouse ' Elvis ' dead this morning, he was caught in a trap .
why was the duck arrested?
because it was caught selling quack
why cant an orphan get caught o the hub they have no parents to catch them
I caught a cold, Mary earps caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane
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Last time I got caught stealing a calendar I got 12 months.
You caught a Penaldo! Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears. Type: Ghost type Moves: Dive Disappear in big games Cry for pens Statpad vs farmers Sells underwear
My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sisters knickers the other day, it wouldn’t of been so bad but she’s was wearing them at the time, it made the rest of the funeral so awkward
One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.
She asked me, "What are you doing?"
I replied "I'm making a pink yeti."
She asked "What does that mean?"
I said "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."
I got caught fucking a dead body by my family. RIP grandma
I dipped my hand in red food dye so I said looks like I’ve been caught red handed
I was going from Germany to Austria and I accidentally crossed the border Illegally when the poliece caught me they told me I was a Nazi. I asked them y? they said I didn't see the border
