Why did the basketball player not get on the bus?
Because he couldnโt be caught travelling! ๐
Why did the basketball player not get on the bus?
Because he couldnโt be caught travelling! ๐
My brother caught Covid last month.
First I knew about it was when he speed-dialled me at 3am and gasped, "I can't breathe, I can't breathe!"
I just told him straight: "Bro... you really need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
Q: Why did the cat get arrested?
A: He was caught littering.
Q: Why was the gay man fired from the sperm bank?
A: He got caught drinking on the job.
A depressed man was caught on top of the Empire State Building with marijuana. Needless to say, he didn't want to come down.
I was visiting an orphanage and started to pull in close to the building. My car hit 3 speed bumps, and it caught me off guard. I got out of my car, looked under my tire, and saw three orphans wedged in my tire. I started to get worried, but then I thought to myself... nobody will miss them.
"Poor old fool," thought the gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. He invited the old man inside for a drink.
The gentleman asked, "So how many have you caught today?"
The old man replied, "You're the eighth."
I watch my parents sleep with a knife in my hands. Only got caught once.
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
The guard caught one of the fugitives as he tried to escape. All he said was...
"Don't let your guard down."
A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.
Gun control in America is perfect the way it is, because the other day my daughter was seeing a boy and i caught them in bed. Then i pulled out my shotgun and nearly shot him. As he was running away I shouted " The only person allowed to f*ck my daughter is me!".