Caught Jokes

My brother caught Covid last month.

First I knew about it was when he speed-dialled me at 3am and gasped, 'I can't breathe, I can't breathe !'

I just told him straight: 'Bro... you really need to work on your George Floyd jokes.'

Q: Why did the cat get arrested A: he was caught littering

Why do bugs hate the internet?

Because they always get caught.

Get it ? Inter-net?

get a calculator. ok anyways sally has 69 bottles of boobs (because she is a cannibal that collects boobs)and her friend said it was 222 many,she got caught by the police and was taken to 51 street.she got arrested for x8 days,so she was BOOBLESS

Q: Why was the gay man fired from the sperm bank?

A: He got caught drinking on the job

I heard that to slow the growth of fire, you use a flame retardant. So I threw my stupid son in the flames when my house caught on fire!

A depressed man was caught on top of the empire state building with marijuana, needless to say, he didn't want to come down.

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

Six was scared of seven because 789 so why was 10 scared because he was caught between 9/11

I was visiting an orphanage and started to pull in close to the building. My car hit 3 speed bumps and it caught me off guard. I got out of my car, looked under my tire and saw three orphans wedged in my tire. I started to get worried but then I thought to myself... nobody will miss them.

I got caught doing donuts in the parking lot, and i know what ya'll thinking.

Who names their dog donuts.

the Guard caught one of the fugitives as he tried to escape. All he said was....

"Don't let your guard down"

A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students she was charged with Interpreting black police officer

What do u call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?

Hot wheels

i watch my parents sleep with a knife in my hands. only got caught once.

“Poor old fool,” thought the gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. He invited the old man inside for a drink. The gentleman asked, “So how many have you caught today?

”The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.”