How did the necrophiliac get caught? Some rotten cunt split on him....
I got caught masterbating in the bath buy my mum! I said MUM I’ll wash it as hard and fast as I want!
When the police caught him stealing the batteries he got immediately charged !
They finally released the audio recording from the black box in Kobe’s helicopter. Apparently when the helicopter caught fire Kobe was sitting right next to the only fire extinguisher. You could hear everyone screaming for him to put out the fire but he couldn’t figure out how to use it. They begged and pleaded for him to give the extinguisher to anyone else... the last thing you hear is Kobe saying “I’d rather die than pass it”
There were two two twin brothers Lucas and Marcus. Marcus got a girl friend while Lucas stayed single. A few weeks later Lucas was caught kissing Marcus's girlfriend and Marcus comes over and says: "Babe I know we're twins but I'm Marcus and that's Lucas you were kissing." and his girlfriend looks at him and says: "I know."
Little Natalie was playing with matches. Her mother caught her, took them, whupped her and told her never to play with matches again. A few minutes later, Little Natalie was playing with matches again. The curtains caught fire and the house burned down. Another few minutes later, when she and her mother were sitting at their neighbors, her mother told her: If you think I gave you a whupping, wait till your father gets home! Little Natalie just cackled with delight, because she knew her father had gotten home earlier and gone upstairs to take a nap.
Why did the basketball player not get on the bus? Because he couldn’t be caught travelling! 😂
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A retired george w bush is eating a donut 7/11 and looks at it "im so happy i did that' a guy over hears the conversation and says "your happy you bought that donut. Oh haha I would be too i love donuts!" george w bush then says "oh hahaha you caught me" and then says "you must of heard me wrong i said, im so happy i did 9/11"
A missionary was caught by cannibals. we was tied up and thrown into a big pot. The cannibals were chopping up vegetables and throwing them into the pot with the missionary. When they lit the fire under the pot, the missionary said, "You can't stew me. I'm a friar."
My brother caught Covid last month.
First I knew about it was when he speed-dialled me at 3am and gasped, 'I can't breathe, I can't breathe !'
I just told him straight: 'Bro... you really need to work on your George Floyd jokes.'
get a calculator. ok anyways sally has 69 bottles of boobs (because she is a cannibal that collects boobs)and her friend said it was 222 many,she got caught by the police and was taken to 51 street.she got arrested for x8 days,so she was BOOBLESS
Q: Why did the cat get arrested A: he was caught littering
Why do bugs hate the internet?
Because they always get caught.
Get it ? Inter-net?
Q: Why was the gay man fired from the sperm bank?
A: He got caught drinking on the job
I heard that to slow the growth of fire, you use a flame retardant. So I threw my stupid son in the flames when my house caught on fire!
A depressed man was caught on top of the empire state building with marijuana, needless to say, he didn't want to come down.
Six was scared of seven because 789 so why was 10 scared because he was caught between 9/11
What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?
Wait, I can explain everything!
I got caught doing donuts in the parking lot, and i know what ya'll thinking.
Who names their dog donuts.
A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students she was charged with Interpreting black police officer
