Caught jokes
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
"Why couldn’t the DJ keep any of the fish he caught?
He kept dropping the bass."
What does Sonic say when he doesn't want to get caught fucking in public?
Gotta Go Fast!
Bambi was calmly eating grass. All of a sudden, a red dot pointed near his heart caught his attention. He looked around anxiously, and he saw a man in camouflage. He whispered, "Time to join mother, Bambi!" Bambi knew what this meant. He ran. He heard a gunshot, followed by a wave of extreme pain. Bambi fell to the ground. He glanced at his leg, which was no longer attached to his body. The man in camouflage came up to him and stabbed him in the heart. Everything went black...
Why did the Drill Sergeant get in trouble?
He got caught playing with his Privates!
My son caught me masturbating. He asked me, "What are you doing?" and I said, "Don't worry, son, you'll be doing it soon." He asks, "Why is that?" and I said, "My arm's getting tired."
My friend got mad when he caught me smelling his sister's panties. I don't know why he was mad, maybe because she was wearing them, or because his whole family was watching. Either way, it made the funeral a bit awkward.
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid-19 quarantine!
I caught my sister licking up and down and deep throating a banana. I said, "Why are you doing that for?" She replied, "I'm doing it for practice for your friends."
I got caught peeing in the pool.
The lifeguard blew his whistle so hard I nearly fell in!
What did one fish say to the other?
Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.
I almost got caught watching porn. My mom got the bill for the account, but luckily dad had my back. I mean, we do use the same account.
If my son was a real man, I wouldn't have caught him fucking another man.
I got caught doing donuts in the parking lot, and I know what y'all are thinking.
Who names their dog Donuts?
An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first?
The apple, because the emo kid got caught by the rope.
A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd-shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders.
As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"
You caught a Penaldo!
Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.
Type: Ghost type.
Moves: Dive
Disappear in big games
Cry for pens
Statpad vs farmers
Sells underwear
What did the dog say when he got its tail caught in the door?
"It won't be long now..."