The 100+ Best Caught Jokes

My friend got mad when he caught me smelling his sister's panties. I don't know why he was mad, maybe because she was wearimg them, or because his whole family was watching. Either way it made the funeral a bit awkward.

My whife caught me one day for watching a porn channel so i quickly turned the tv to a fishing channel. On her way out she said: 'You should stay on the porn channel. You know how to fish!'

Chuck Norris threw one Pokéball -- and caught 'em all.

What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

What do u call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?

Hot wheels

i watch my parents sleep with a knife in my hands. only got caught once.

what's the difference between me and bill Cosby

I haven't been caught.

got fired from the bank yesterday

they caught me drinking on the job

why cant an orphan get caught o the hub they have no parents to catch them

Last time I got caught stealing a calendar I got 12 months.

I dipped my hand in red food dye so I said looks like I’ve been caught red handed

When I was 14 my mum caught me wanking and she slapped me across the face a couple weeks later my dad caught me having a beer and he made me drink 40 beers and I just thought we’ll I’m glad he didn’t catch me wanking

I almost got caught watching porn.My mom got the bill for the account but luckily dad had my back.I mean we do use the same account

What makes suicide illegal?

Getting caught.

An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first?

The apple because the emo kid got caught by the rope

So I caught my girlfriend masturbating with a carrot. My first reaction was “Shit, I was gonna eat that later, but now it’s gonna taste like carrots!”