“Poor old fool,” thought the gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. He invited the old man inside for a drink. The gentleman asked, “So how many have you caught today?
”The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.”
the Guard caught one of the fugitives as he tried to escape. All he said was....
"Don't let your guard down"
Gun control in America is perfect the way it is, because the other day my daughter was seeing a boy and i caught them in bed. Then i pulled out my shotgun and nearly shot him. As he was running away I shouted " The only person allowed to f*ck my daughter is me!".
Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid19 quarantine :-)
Joe Biden was once president, but he got arrested because he got caught fingering A minor
One day in class little Johnny was mucking around not listening to the teacher after 5 minutes the teacher caught him and finsh what she said and said little Johnny if you weren’t listening what was the last thing I said and little Johnny replied back you said what was the last thing I said
What will fall faster an emo or an apple? An apple because the emo would get caught on the rope
My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........ IMAGINE
I got caught peeing in the pool
The lifeguard blew his whistle so hard I nearly fell in
Why was the giraffe 🦒 late to work?
Because it got caught in a giraffic jam.
If I teach man he is the fish I caught, will I no longer be a fisher of men?
Why did the Drill Sergeant get in trouble? He got caught playing with his Privates!
Yo momma so fat when she caught the flesh eating bacteria it gave up!
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"
Judge to the defendant: "Defendant, do you have a criminal record?" "No." "Have you always been honest?" "No, never been caught!"
"Why couldn’t the DJ keep any of the fish he caught? He kept dropping the bass."
Which tower is better at playing catch the south tower obviously it caught 2
Which one fell first. The Emo Kid or The Apple. The Apple because the rope caught the kid.
If my son was a real man I wouldn't have caught him fucking another man.
I caught my wife cheating on me. I beet my son and grounded him.
