I was visiting an orphanage and started to pull in close to the building. My car hit 3 speed bumps, and it caught me off guard. I got out of my car, looked under my tire, and saw three orphans wedged in my tire. I started to get worried, but then I thought to myself... nobody will miss them.
Orphans as Speed Bumps
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Explain Bear
Listen, you smooth brained human. You thought this was a cute story about speed bumps. Turns out, you are a terrible driver who uses orphans as speed bumps. But don't worry, you aren't alone. Many other terrible drivers exist. The punchline implies that the narrator doesn't care about the orphans, which is super dark.
Anonymous
Not funny