If Stephan hawking had a fifa card he would have 99 dribbleπ§π§π§π§π§
Why donβt butts ever win at cards?
Too many farts!
Why can't pirates play cards in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
Free blacks in the Civil War is the same as me drawing a reverse card in Uno.
I did have a good time today, I did.
Gwen sassy: Hi here my credit card don't get it wet it is to much! Unknown: Okay! Gwen sassy: Man I am late can you move a long! Much! Unknown wispering: Sexy!
your mum lolololollollollololollolololllol find her reboot card lmfao lolololol
If there's ever a shooting at school, pull out an Uno reverse card.
Boy: Your dick is so small, oh wait, you don't have one.
Older boy: UNO reverse card!
Llama: Hey sheep, let's play cards.
Sheep: Llama, fuck off!!
Llama: What's your damn problem?
Sheep: Nothing, I'm just having a Baahd day, okay dick head?
How does the Eskimo make a house of cards?
Igloos it.
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Bully (π): Name 3 things you don't have.
Orphan named Kaiel (π): Um... a dog... a doll... and a credit card.
Bully (π‘): NO!
Orphan named Kaiel (π): Sorry, what???
Bully (π€£): Parents. Family. And a home with people you love.
Why do people not play Uno with Mexicans? Because they are always stealing the green cards.
What's Hitler's favorite Yu-Gi-Oh card?
BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON
Guy: Are you a vending machine? Because you're a snack.
Girl: Your card got declined.
Guy: That's ok, you got to bang them a few times to get you money's worth.
Two lepers playing cards... one threw his hand in; the other laughed his head off.
What if some kid was like, "I'm going to shoot up the school!", and then someone just pulls up with a reverse card?
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.
The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!
I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag.
OK, I'm joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.
