Card jokes
Two boys were playing cards on a picnic table outside the school. Both of the boys had revolvers hidden in their waistband.
Now, one of the boys was a notorious cheater, who liked to hide his cards in his waistband. Recess was just about to end, when all the kids heard a loud bang erupt from the picnic table. In tears, the card player admitted that he had shot the other card player, stating "I played a King, and he started reaching for his waistband!"
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?
You can't even deal with it!
When the card declines on child insurance.
The Ace of Spades was Hippy Flipping.
Why donβt butts ever win at cards?
Too many farts!
Memes
FUCKING GENIUS
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
Why can't pirates play cards in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
Free blacks in the Civil War is the same as me drawing a reverse card in Uno.
Bomb goes Uno.
I did have a good time today, I did.
Gwen sassy: Hi here, my credit card. Don't get it wet, it is too much!
Unknown: Okay!
Gwen sassy: Man, I am late, can you move along! Much!
Unknown whispering: Sexy!
Your mum lolololollollollololollolololllol! Find her reboot card lmfao lolololol.
If there's ever a shooting at school, pull out an Uno reverse card.
Llama: Hey sheep, let's play cards.
Sheep: Llama, fuck off!!
Llama: What's your damn problem?
Sheep: Nothing, I'm just having a Baahd day, okay dick head?
Boy: Your dick is so small, oh wait, you don't have one.
Older boy: UNO reverse card!
How does the Eskimo make a house of cards?
Igloos it.
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Bully (π): Name 3 things you don't have.
Orphan named Kaiel (π): Um... a dog... a doll... and a credit card.
Bully (π‘): NO!
Orphan named Kaiel (π): Sorry, what???
Bully (π€£): Parents. Family. And a home with people you love.
Why do people not play Uno with Mexicans? Because they are always stealing the green cards.
What's Hitler's favorite Yu-Gi-Oh card?
BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON