Why do animals have playing cards with foxes?
Because they’re a bunch of cheetahs!
knok knok whos there? boo boo who? Awww dont cry
The king took a shit on the craps table at the casino.
What is a card carrying lesbian feminist?
A carpet muncher who is a card carrying member of the National Organization For Women.
Everyone at the queens funeral: me and the boys getting her reboot card
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
The QUEEN took a shit at the poker table. It was a ROYAL FLUSH.
Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
I went to a funeral to revive my dead grandmother with the Reboot Card, but my family was upset!
You're so poor, you like postcards for food.
Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.
For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.
I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said, "Never mind."
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.
Two boys were playing cards on a picnic table outside the school. Both of the boys had revolvers hidden in their waistband.
Now, one of the boys was a notorious cheater, who liked to hide his cards in his waistband. Recess was just about to end, when all the kids heard a loud bang erupt from the picnic table. In tears, the card player admitted that he had shot the other card player, stating "I played a King, and he started reaching for his waistband!"
The Ace of Spades was Hippy Flipping.
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?
You can't even deal with it!
When the card declines on child insurance.
