Card jokes
Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they'll steal all the green cards.
Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it?
And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!
Why did the credit card go to jail?
'Cuz it was guilty as charged!
I have to say my humor isn't the best, but I'll give this a go.
My science teacher always reminded us about kilometers per second. Now I want to kilometer per second.
You know those credit card inserters at Walgreens? I want to insert my credit card on my wrist.
I'll shut up now.
Why do animals have playing cards with foxes?
Because they’re a bunch of cheetahs!
Memes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Awww, don't cry!
What is a card carrying lesbian feminist?
A carpet muncher who is a card carrying member of the National Organization For Women.
The king took a shit on the craps table at the casino.
Everyone at the Queen's funeral:
Me and the boys getting her reboot card.
The QUEEN took a shit at the poker table. It was a ROYAL FLUSH.
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
What's the best card in Clash Royale?
The Credit Card.
I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said, "Never mind."
I went to a funeral to revive my dead grandmother with the Reboot Card, but my family was upset!
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.
You're so poor, you like postcards for food.
They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.