Card Jokes

Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?

Because he was tired of dealing with all the JOKERS

Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python? When they are hungry they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eat for a day, you give a man a language and he eat for a lifetime

You so poor you like post cards for food

Y shouldn’t u play cards in Africa?

Cause there’s to many cheetahs 🐆

I went to a funeral to revive my dead grandmother with the Reboot Card but my family was upset!

I got carded at a liquor store and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out . The cashier said never mind

For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.

They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.

Why are Mexicans good at Uno?

They always steal the green card.

Two boys were playing cards on a picnic table outside the school. Both of the boys had revolvers hidden in their waistband. Now, one of the boys was a notorious cheater, who liked to hide his cards in his waistband. Recess was just about to end, when all the kids heard a loud bang erupt from the picnic table. In tears, the card player admitted that he had shot the other card player, stating "I played a King, and he started reaching for his waistband!"

when the card declines on child insurance

The Ace of Spades was Hippy Flipping

What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?

You can't even deal with it!

If Stephan hawking had a fifa card he would have 99 dribble💧💧💧💧💧

Why don’t butts ever win at cards?

Too many FARTS

Free blacks in the Civil War is the same as me drawing a reverse card in Uno.

I did have a good time today I did

Gwen sassy: Hi here my credit card don't get it wet it is to much! Unknown: Okay! Gwen sassy: Man I am late can you move a long! Much! Unknown wispering: Sexy!