Why do animals have playing cards with foxes?-They’re a bunch of cheetahs
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the JOKERS
Everyone at the queens funeral: me and the boys getting her reboot card
They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.
You so poor you like post cards for food
For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.
Y shouldn’t u play cards in Africa?
Cause there’s to many cheetahs 🐆
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
I got carded at a liquor store and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out . The cashier said never mind
I went to a funeral to revive my dead grandmother with the Reboot Card but my family was upset!
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python? When they are hungry they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eat for a day, you give a man a language and he eat for a lifetime
What is a card carrying lesbian feminist? A carpet muncher who is a card carrying member of the National Organization For Women
when the card declines on child insurance
If Stephan hawking had a fifa card he would have 99 dribble💧💧💧💧💧
Free blacks in the Civil War is the same as me drawing a reverse card in Uno.
Gwen sassy: Hi here my credit card don't get it wet it is to much! Unknown: Okay! Gwen sassy: Man I am late can you move a long! Much! Unknown wispering: Sexy!
If there's ever a shooting at school pull a Uno reverse card out
