What is a photographers favourite card game?
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Abracadabra! Alacuzam! See that woman? She’s now a man? After the man got some sun, I turned this banana into a gun! Now look! I now have your phone, Apple Watch, and your credit card!
your hairline was playing sorry pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces
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I bought this happy birthday card for this orphan.
To:The Orphan
From : ______
If you mixed the iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad what would you get? Tony Abbott's career
yo, if russia comes to the USA just know their reboot cards dont expire
Q: What are cheetahs? A: The worst card players🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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What card is the slowest and slimy? Ace-nail
My favorite bartender serves drinks so strong, he gives a "get well soon" card with each one of them!
Why did the credit card go to jail??????
'Cuz' it was guilty as charged
Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it? And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!
I have to say my humor isn't the best, but I'll give this a go.
My science teacher always reminded us about kilometers per second. Now I want to kilometer per second.
You know those credit card inserters at Walgreens? I want to insert my credit card on my wrist.
I'll shut up now.
Why do animals have playing cards with foxes?-They’re a bunch of cheetahs
knok knok whos there? boo boo who? Awww dont cry
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The KING took a shit on the craps table at the casino
The QUEEN took a shit at the poker table it was a ROYAL FLUSH
Everyone at the queens funeral: me and the boys getting her reboot card
