Q: Why can't the orphan buy Robux?
A: He could not use his mother's credit card.
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
How come lepers don't play cards?
Well, if they lose a couple of hands...
I heard that the numbers on the front of your credit card represent the number of minutes until you meet the 💕 love of your life!💕
And the 3 numbers on the back represent the month and day you make it official!!
Comment those numbers to lock it in!!😄
Why can orphans not play bingo
Because they can't get a full house
"Abracadabra! Alacuzam! See that woman? She’s now a man."
"After the man got some sun, I turned this banana into a gun! Now look! I now have your phone, Apple Watch, and your credit card!"
I bought this happy birthday card for this orphan.
To: The Orphan
From: ______
Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.
What is a photographer's favorite card game?
SNAP!
I played Uno with my Mexican friend.
That bastard took all the green cards!
Your hairline was playing Sorry!
Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.
If you mixed the Iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad, what would you get?
Tony Abbott's career.
Q: What are cheetahs?
A: The worst card players!
One day I was with my mom and we had no money on the credit card, and we live far, and my mom was hungry.
A guy and his friend had a car and asked us if we were lost. We said no, we have no ride, no money, and my mom is hungry. So the guy would take us for a blowjob each, so I was driving the car and my mom gave both guys a blowjob. We had to get out of the car to look for something, then the two guys went in the car and told us we got bad news and good news. I asked what the bad news was. They said that they're not taking us home, so I asked what the good news was. They told me that they fed my mom and drove off. I guess where they left us wasn't a long walk and my mom wasn't hungry anymore.
My favorite bartender serves drinks so strong, he gives a "get well soon" card with each one of them!
What card is the slowest and slimiest?
Ace-nail.
Life is like a game of poker, guys start by going with them clubs, ladies follow with a set of hearts, guys put down the diamonds, and before you know it you got a full house.
Why did the credit card go to jail?
'Cuz it was guilty as charged!
Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it?
And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!
I have to say my humor isn't the best, but I'll give this a go.
My science teacher always reminded us about kilometers per second. Now I want to kilometer per second.
You know those credit card inserters at Walgreens? I want to insert my credit card on my wrist.
I'll shut up now.
