Card Jokes

What is the worst animal to play cards with ................................................................................... a cheater

how are fortnite cards and orphans similar: theyre given away

why was the kids report card all wet?

Because it was below "sea" level

why didnt the pirate want to play cards? Because was standing on the deck!

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The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!

I Know What Your Thinking Pervert, Actually The Jokes About a Jester in Drag. OK I'm Joking, The Queen Cheated on the KIng with the Jester.

Q. why can't the orphan buy robucks A. he could not use his mothers credit card

I heard that the numbers on the front of your credit card represent the number of minutes until you meet the 💕 love of your life!💕 and the 3 numbers on the back represent the month and day you make it official!! comment those numbers to lock it in!!😄

How come Leper's don't play cards? Well, if they lose a couple hands...

Q: What are cheetahs? A: The worst card players🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

If you mixed the iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad what would you get? Tony Abbott's career

I played uno with my mexican friend

That bastard took all the green cards

your hairline was playing sorry pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces

yo, if russia comes to the USA just know their reboot cards dont expire

What is a photographers favourite card game?

SNAP!

Abracadabra! Alacuzam! See that woman? She’s now a man? After the man got some sun, I turned this banana into a gun! Now look! I now have your phone, Apple Watch, and your credit card!