Card jokes
Guy: Are you a vending machine? Because you're a snack.
Girl: Your card got declined.
Guy: That's ok, you got to bang them a few times to get you money's worth.
Two lepers playing cards... one threw his hand in; the other laughed his head off.
Memes
happy valentines day everyon!
What if some kid was like, "I'm going to shoot up the school!", and then someone just pulls up with a reverse card?
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.
The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!
I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag.
OK, I'm joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.
Memes
Who laughs last, laughs best.
mr bean is that you
when charmander gets old
uno reverse >:)
Values be like for alphabets:
I feel bad for the doc now✌️💀
Please Stop...
Community
guess who just got new playing cards for more gambling!
@heroin monkey, I got MR on my laptop then found out the graphic card isn't big enough so I'll get it in my Xbox at some point over thr weekend
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NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yell… Read more