Card

Card jokes

School

What if some kid was like, "I'm going to shoot up the school!", and then someone just pulls up with a reverse card?

Memes

Jester

The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!

I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag.

OK, I'm joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.

Memes

Community

@heroin monkey, I got MR on my laptop then found out the graphic card isn't big enough so I'll get it in my Xbox at some point over thr weekend

Scripts.com Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld

NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yell… Read more