One day little Johnny woke up to get a drink of water. He passed by his parent's bedroom and noticed sheets bouncing. He asked his dad what he was doing he said playing cards, Little Johnny said who is your partner? dad said his mom on his way up he passed by his sisters room and noticed sheets Bouncing around and asked what she’s doing she said playing cards with my boyfriend, Paul. Next day dad came to ask Johnny a questions The father noticed Johnny was still in bed and asked him what he was doing. He saw sheet bouncing and asked Johnny what he was doing he said playing cards. His dad asked him who is his partner was little johnny said you don’t need a partner if you have a good hand
Why don’t butts ever win at cards?
Too many FARTS
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the JOKERS
They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.
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What is a card carrying lesbian feminist? A carpet muncher who is a card carrying member of the National Organization For Women
One day I was with my mom and we had no money on the credit card and we live far and we my mom was hungry. A guy and his friend had a car and k us if we were lost. We said no we have no ride, no money and my mom is hungry. So the guy would take us for a blowjob each so I was driving the car and my mom gave the both guys a blowjob. We had to get out the car to look for something then the two guys went in the car and told us we got bad news and good news. I ask what the bad news that they're not taking us home so I ask what the good news they told me that they feed my mom and drove off. I guess where we i guess the left us wsnt long walk and my mom wasm't hungry no more.
What is a yellow dog Libertarian? A yellow dog Libertarian is a Libertarian who is blindly loyal to the Libertarian Party, he or she who is a yellow dog Libertarian is a card carrying member of the Libertarian Party who would not vote for a progressive Democrat or a conservative Republican even if their life depended on it 🐕 🗽
Q: What are cheetahs? A: The worst card players🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it.
You so poor you like post cards for food
For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.
. How is sex like a game of bridge? If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.
Y shouldn’t u play cards in Africa?
Cause there’s to many cheetahs 🐆
If you mixed the iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad what would you get? Tony Abbott's career
I tried to adopt an orphan. The card got declined harder than the child did.
I heard that the numbers on the front of your credit card represent the number of minutes until you meet the 💕 love of your life!💕 and the 3 numbers on the back represent the month and day you make it official!! comment those numbers to lock it in!!😄
I played uno with my mexican friend
That bastard took all the green cards
I have to say my humor isn't the best, but I'll give this a go.
My science teacher always reminded us about kilometers per second. Now I want to kilometer per second.
You know those credit card inserters at Walgreens? I want to insert my credit card on my wrist.
I'll shut up now.
Why can orphans not play bingo
Because they can't get a full house
