Car Jokes

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Mom:Dont forget to unload the dishwasher

Mom:did you finish ur homework?

Mom:We are going to ur grandmothers house for thanksgiving

Mom:Dad and i talked we are getting a new car next month

Son:u are?? oh my gosh thank you

Mom:No i was just making sure you were getting my texts

Son:that was cruel

How does Stephan Hawkings get clean.

He used Tesco car wash.

As the car is crashed, "I see a light"

knock knock whos there daisy daisy who daisy me rollinnnnnn

a: why did sally fall of the swing? b: why? a: cause she has no arms. knock knock b: whos there? a: not sally. joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. he dropped his ice cream. why? b: i dont know, why? a: cause sally was driving the car.

My dad seen rupaul drag race? Asked when will they do up the cars!

you were born on a highway in a car crash i wonder why

What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? Atleast my dad didn't get shot in the eye.

Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.

one day he a mom look like a pig she broke the car down

What Plate do you need to eat in a car? A LICENCES PLATE

i got a gtr yesterday, now my kids say gtr we there yet

My gf told me i have to be more in touch with my feminine side. So i crashed the car

Did you hear about the car that turned into a wheelchair ?

How do you get 50 babies into a car? You blend them.

I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party came up for the weekend at the end of the week I was going to get my birthday cake for the day