Car

Car jokes

Rapper

    • There were three men in a car: the driver, a homeless man, and a rapper. The driver takes them to the woods and says, "I'm not really a cab driver, I'm a wanted killer." The homeless man says, "I'm not really homeless," and pulls out a chain. The rapper says, "If we're gonna be completely honest, I'm not a rapper, I'm a cop!"

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    • Tree

    • Mia: I'm pregnant again, Paul. I can't wait for you to come home.

    Paul: I got a tree to hit on the way.

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    • Baby

    • What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

    I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

    Car memes

    Orphan

    • I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣

    Gas

    • Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?

    I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.

    Friend

    • To Mr. Nice Guy, you are nice, sweet, and caring! I am so grateful to be your friend!

    Orphan

    • The parents used to hit him.

    His parents got into a car crash and died.

    He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"

    Conductor

    • I had an uncle who was a conductor. He wasn’t a symphony conductor, nor was he a street car conductor, nor was he a train conductor. He was struck by lightning.

    Speed Bump

    • One day when I was driving around our children's school with my wife, she saw a speed bump. She told me to slow on it, and when I did, we heard a loud, long scream.

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