Win a free ride in a police car! Just pick up a knife, and use it!
My friend dreamed of being a porno star. He did it for 3 months and decided it was not for him The next job he got was pumping petrol, halfway through filling up, he pulled the hose out and started spraying all over the car!
why cant orphans never get a car? cause they don't have a birth certificate
What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars? A lambo.
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I hate when people leave their cars running Especially in the summer. I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
Why can lesbians not drive cars?
They always strap the wrong thing on.
I wish we could implant all parts because i could have used some car parts from Stephen hawking after he died.
i was hit by a car later my ex lost her bus job
why did i cross the road to might get hit by a car or a bus
Which is redder: a baby or a red car? It depends on how the baby was killed!
drove my Chevy to the levy but the levy was... Oh, CRAP!!!
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Hey My sister said your Mattick so I decided to to swim with her and she threw a ball at me so I went to my dad and she said why did you tell dad she was crying. Because I’m not getting a car seat
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me.
I left a ticket to a WNBA game on the dashboard when I went to go get the groceries. A burglar broke in and left another one on the dashboard.
How many hooker's fit in a Cadillac? About 4 in the trunk if you stack em right
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you know your fucked when the speed bump screams.
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME
