Enthusiast jokes

I like touching things that have been in space. I was super excited when I got to meet an astronaut.

Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?

HEY D.K. date ME, not that weirdo Freshfry! I LOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVEEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUU D.K. Let's DATE! I'm 13 ;)

I love murder shows... wish me luck cause I'm kinda hoping to be on one one day.

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.

"But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"Because," he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."

I am a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.

Hi Bradyeeeeeeee!

A man walks into a bar, he gets a concussion. After 2 months of recovering, the same man rushes head first into the bar. He goes into a coma. After 2 years, he amazingly wakes up. He then gets in his car and drives into the bar at 70 mph. He dies. Did I mention he was suicidal?

What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?

They both have something hanging in their closet.

As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car.

So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."

12 people on Let's Gooooo.

Baseball is awesome!

Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?

They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.

I love playing games.

Adriano loves life.

The Chaaaaaaaaaampioooooooooons!

What is another name for a serial rapist? Short dress enthusiast.