Car jokes
Why couldn't the penguin cross the road?
It was ran over. 🐧
What is the difference between a human and a magic car?
A magic car can fly, and a human cannot fly.
The cat ran across the road when the car swerved. It killed a bear that killed a dog that killed a squirrel that killed a nut. The cat survived it all. The cat killed the squirrel and the bear with the car...
The cat still died, why?
It had a Catastrophic Catcident.
Two persons were in a car. The brakes were broken and they were going so fast that they would crash and die.
The driver said: "Oh no! We will die!" but the person sitting next to him replied: "Don't panic, the stop sign at the end of the road will stop us."
Why did Paul Walker cross the road?
Because he wasn’t wearing his seat belt.
Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.
Why is Paul Walker a walker?
To let people know he isn't a driver.
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul Walker's death.
I did a walk, walk, and I had to a car and a walk home from home I did.
Me: Hi Kallen.
Kallen: Hi.
Me: You're too big to fit in my car.
I did a walk today, but it was good for me and my car. And a walk today.
What is a car that runs and can't?
What is your car's name?
Your dad went to the shop to get milk, came back, went again, but never came back due to a car crash due to an itchy rash.
What do I think about the Kennedy assassination?
First of all, he should have had a roof on that car.
"I’m going through a lot of things right now," I said frustratedly to the person on the line as I crashed straight through the next building in my car.
My car 🚘
What's a dog's dream car? A Dachshund 240Z.
How are babies and the elderly similar?
They are both fun to throw out of moving cars.
Your mama is so fat that she doesn't get crushed by cars, she crushes cars and babies in strollers on the sidewalk when she falls and doesn't see any remains, so there is no evidence.