Car jokes
Two persons were in a car. The brakes were broken and they were going so fast that they would crash and die.
The driver said: "Oh no! We will die!" but the person sitting next to him replied: "Don't panic, the stop sign at the end of the road will stop us."
Why did Paul Walker cross the road?
Because he wasn’t wearing his seat belt.
Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.
What is a car that runs and can't?
What is your car's name?
I did a walk today, but it was good for me and my car. And a walk today.
My car 🚘
Me: Hi Kallen.
Kallen: Hi.
Me: You're too big to fit in my car.
How are babies and the elderly similar?
They are both fun to throw out of moving cars.
Your dad went to the shop to get milk, came back, went again, but never came back due to a car crash due to an itchy rash.
I did a walk, walk, and I had to a car and a walk home from home I did.
What's a dog's dream car? A Dachshund 240Z.
What do I think about the Kennedy assassination?
First of all, he should have had a roof on that car.
Why is Paul Walker a walker?
To let people know he isn't a driver.
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul Walker's death.
"I’m going through a lot of things right now," I said frustratedly to the person on the line as I crashed straight through the next building in my car.
Your mama is so fat that she doesn't get crushed by cars, she crushes cars and babies in strollers on the sidewalk when she falls and doesn't see any remains, so there is no evidence.
A girl comes up to her dad and says, "Can I borrow the car tonight? I want to go to this party." Dad says, "If you give a head job..." The girl says, "You're my dad! How can you say that?" Dad says, "If you want the car..." The girl thinks, "Okay." She starts. Dad says, "That tastes like sh*t." Dad: "Yeah, your brother wanted the car this morning."
What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a red Ferrari in my car.
My name is Mariah Carly Brown, and I am an orphan, and what do I say about your jokes that are not funny... STOP THEM!
Dark humor is mean! All day I go to see all the jokes I find, and I see "Orphan jokes."
What kind of sick person likes that kind of joke? By the way, it is not a question. I have 3 twin sisters! Lariah, Kariah, and Iariah! Iariah starts with an i! So stop the jokes, please!