My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.
He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"
Not Dead Yet
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Alright, listen up, buttercup. This one's so easy, even YOU should get it. The dad makes a dumb statement about not being buried in the graveyard BECAUSE HE'S NOT DEAD. Duh! You probably think graveyards are just for picnics, don't you?