Why did the M&M go to school? It wanted to be a Smartie.
Why do orphan hates family size candy. Because he can't share it with his family.
What does an emo do on Halloween, they hang like a decoration
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Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no-body to go with.
Kids are like a box of chocolates they taste so good and u never know what u are going to get
I killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a steak and then I started to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy.
What is a necrophiliac's favorite candy? A Hearsey's Kiss
How do men like their women? Striped
How does priest like their children? Clean
Why are most orphans strippers? they want to call someone mommy or daddy
What is the difference between stripper and candy? none. but they like it when you take the wrapper off
Guy: why can't Jesus have M&M's priest: why? Guy: because they'll fall through the whole in his hands
What does a man with no arms or legs do on Halloween? - nothing
Then: You want free candy? Now: You want free wi-fi?
I’ve been munching away on these new tic tacs recently and honestly, they are really good. It’s a little strange how they came in a bottle labeled “Ibuprofen” though, and really, I’m starting to feel a little sick. The bottle’s almost empty tho, so it’s time to get some more!
What goes in hard but comes out soft
Gum
do you know what is good about being a orphan. every candy bar is family sized.
How do mountains get big? They go trick our treating
When you ask your mom for candy but you grab from the wrong drawer...
Follow for candy kids like for pizza kids commet for kids
Today I was asked what I wanted to be and I said I wanted to be a pinata bc I want to be hanged
Hey guys,
I'm starting to think they don't have any candy in this van...
