What does a man with no arms or legs do on Halloween? - nothing
Then: You want free candy? Now: You want free wi-fi?
Follow for candy kids like for pizza kids commet for kids
Today I was asked what I wanted to be and I said I wanted to be a pinata bc I want to be hanged
When you ask your mom for candy but you grab from the wrong drawer...
Hey guys,
I'm starting to think they don't have any candy in this van...
How do mountains get big? They go trick our treating
What goes in hard but comes out soft
Gum
Why did the titanic sink because he saw a iceberg selling candy
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? - Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.
You: Say "addicted" after everything I say. Person: Uh okay. You: When you're obsessed with candy you are...? Person: Addicted. You: When you're obsessed with drugs you are...? Person: Addicted. You: What hit you in the face last night? Person: Addicted... *laughs* (It's supposed to sound like "A dick did")
Why do a pedofile love halloween Free delivery
Friend: Why did you touch me? Me: That guy in the corner with no hair , glasses, really nice, white button up shirt, that drives a white van slow by school zones told me to and he would give me hard candy.
Warning:if u dont like gummy bears DO NOT READ
Q:what do you call a mexican gummy bear
A:Delici-Oso
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space? Mars bars
What does an M&M and juice have in common?
Window.
Good lord, any tips on how to kidnap children. I say free candy and they run
What is a peados favourite time off year Halloween because they get free delivery
What is the biggest candy in the world?? Candy Borobudur
Your forehead looks like the inside of a malteser
