I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. how a about you gobble DEEZ nuts.
A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it: Doctor: I have good news and bad news Guy" Whats the bad news Doc: They replaced your toe with a piece of candy Guy: Good news? Doc: You now have tic tac toe
What happens when you combine candy and dick... That creepy guy down the street!
What candy loves shooting stars? Starbursts!
Does Eminem like MnM' s? Cause if he didn't, that would be like 'they're' not like liking 'there'.
What’s a kid with Down syndromes favorite candy... Grunts
What is opposite of a lady fingers?
Answer: Mentos
So my sister was eating Now&Laters, and I continuously heard smacking sounds. So I told her can you stop smacking its annoying. Then she said I cant its a juicy type of candy. So I said, I can stop the candies from making that sound. Then she said how? So I smacked her. :)
Why do oompa loompas secretly take Skinny Dips in Willy Wonka's chocolate?
They wanted some chocolate balls.
Whats a pedafiles favorite holiday Holloween free delivery
Why do orphan hates family size candy. Because he can't share it with his family.
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's there last holiday for them but at least there still hanging on...
Why did the M&M go to school? It wanted to be a Smartie.
What does an emo do on Halloween, they hang like a decoration
Kids are like a box of chocolates they taste so good and u never know what u are going to get
I killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a steak and then I started to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy.
What is a necrophiliac's favorite candy? A Hearsey's Kiss
How do men like their women? Striped
How does priest like their children? Clean
Why are most orphans strippers? they want to call someone mommy or daddy
What is the difference between stripper and candy? none. but they like it when you take the wrapper off
Guy: why can't Jesus have M&M's priest: why? Guy: because they'll fall through the whole in his hands
Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no-body to go with.
