Candy Jokes

What is the suns favorite chocolate bar? A Milky Way 😱

Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove? So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.

Last halloween i went dressed as a woman. When i rang the doorbell an elderly woman opened and i made grunting noise and knocked the bowl of candy out of her hands. She immediately called the police and told them excactly what happened. The officer pulled me aside and asked me a few questions. First he asked are your parents here and i said nothing. Concerned by my answer he then asked if i was ok so i said nothing. He asked me what my name and i responded, "Hellen Keller.

Where are you not allowed to go trick or treating as a ghost? Harlem, New York.

I hate this-Everybody knows its how I roll if you jump into my van you get a Tootsie Roll-My Uncle said this.....

what do orphans be on haloween? themselves

I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. how a about you gobble DEEZ nuts.

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A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it: Doctor: I have good news and bad news Guy" Whats the bad news Doc: They replaced your toe with a piece of candy Guy: Good news? Doc: You now have tic tac toe

What happens when you combine candy and dick... That creepy guy down the street!

I love it when candy canes are in mint condition.

What is the difference between an orphan and Cotten Candy ? Answer: the Cotten Candy gets picked

What’s a kid with Down syndromes favorite candy... Grunts

Does Eminem like MnM' s? Cause if he didn't, that would be like 'they're' not like liking 'there'.

What is opposite of a lady fingers?

Answer: Mentos

So my sister was eating Now&Laters, and I continuously heard smacking sounds. So I told her can you stop smacking its annoying. Then she said I cant its a juicy type of candy. So I said, I can stop the candies from making that sound. Then she said how? So I smacked her. :)