Candy Bar jokes

I heard a joke about candy bars, but it wasn't very funny, so I just snickered.

What do you call two natives in a sleeping bag?

Twix.

What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?

Milk-hee-hee Way.

Do you know what is good about being an orphan?

Every candy bar is family sized.

Jamal had 75 candy bars. He ate 65. What does he have now?

Diabetes.

I gave an orphan 5 dollars and I said, "Spend it on a candy bar." I came back 5 minutes later and he didn't have a candy bar. So I look over and I see that he has a piggy bank that has 40 dollars and I said, "Where did you get that?" He said, "For being homeless," and I said, "What are you going to spend it on?" He looked at me and said, "I'm going to pay money for a mother."

What's the best part of being an orphan?

All the chips and candy bars are family sized.