Candy Bar

Candy Bar Jokes

Language

I heard a joke about candy bars, but it wasn't very funny, so I just snickered.

Way

What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?

Milk-hee-hee Way.

Orphan

Do you know what is good about being an orphan?

Every candy bar is family sized.

Orphan

I gave an orphan 5 dollars and I said, "Spend it on a candy bar." I came back 5 minutes later and he didn't have a candy bar. So I look over and I see that he has a piggy bank that has 40 dollars and I said, "Where did you get that?" He said, "For being homeless," and I said, "What are you going to spend it on?" He looked at me and said, "I'm going to pay money for a mother."

Orphan

What's the best part of being an orphan?

All the chips and candy bars are family sized.