Candy Bar jokes

I heard a joke about candy bars, but it wasn't very funny, so I just snickered.

What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?

Milk-hee-hee Way.

Do you know what is good about being an orphan?

Every candy bar is family sized.

What do you call two natives in a sleeping bag?

Twix.

Jamal had 75 candy bars. He ate 65. What does he have now?

Diabetes.

I gave an orphan 5 dollars and I said, "Spend it on a candy bar." I came back 5 minutes later and he didn't have a candy bar. So I look over and I see that he has a piggy bank that has 40 dollars and I said, "Where did you get that?" He said, "For being homeless," and I said, "What are you going to spend it on?" He looked at me and said, "I'm going to pay money for a mother."

What's the best part of being an orphan?

All the chips and candy bars are family sized.