Candy Bar jokes

Jamal had 75 candy bars. He ate 65. What does he have now?

Diabetes.

What's the best part of being an orphan?

All the chips and candy bars are family sized.

What do you call two natives in a sleeping bag?

Twix.

I heard a joke about candy bars, but it wasn't very funny, so I just snickered.

I gave an orphan 5 dollars and I said, "Spend it on a candy bar." I came back 5 minutes later and he didn't have a candy bar. So I look over and I see that he has a piggy bank that has 40 dollars and I said, "Where did you get that?" He said, "For being homeless," and I said, "What are you going to spend it on?" He looked at me and said, "I'm going to pay money for a mother."

⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️

What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag?

A Kit Kat

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There are some questionable candies out there, such as:

"All I want is a good Blow Pop."

"I don’t even want to know where that Butterfinger has been."

"If you do, you’ll probably end up with tasting the rainbow."

"Nobody wants to bite into an O’Henry."

"Or adopt Three Musketeers."

"Or even end up with a Sour Patch."

I need to call candy. What's candy? Candy can "bofe" if these balls fit in your mouth.

Do you know what is good about being an orphan?

Every candy bar is family sized.

What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?

Milk-hee-hee Way.