Why did the titanic sink because he saw a iceberg selling candy
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? - Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar? Milk-hee-hee way
Q: What's a pedophiles favorite type of candy? A: Loli-pops.
Why do a pedofile love halloween Free delivery
Friend: Why did you touch me? Me: That guy in the corner with no hair , glasses, really nice, white button up shirt, that drives a white van slow by school zones told me to and he would give me hard candy.
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Q:what do you call a mexican gummy bear
A:Delici-Oso
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What’s the difference between candy and a orphan. Candy is something everybody wants.
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space? Mars bars
What is a peados favourite time off year Halloween because they get free delivery
Madeline McCann must of been homeless or something she was sure eggar for the free candy
imagine a white van. now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombre on and his arm out the window and on the side of the van it says free candy. but there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back
What does an M&M and juice have in common?
Window.
Good lord, any tips on how to kidnap children. I say free candy and they run
What is the biggest candy in the world?? Candy Borobudur
Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy? Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games
Whats a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."
