Last halloween i went dressed as a woman. When i rang the doorbell an elderly woman opened and i made grunting noise and knocked the bowl of candy out of her hands. She immediately called the police and told them excactly what happened. The officer pulled me aside and asked me a few questions. First he asked are your parents here and i said nothing. Concerned by my answer he then asked if i was ok so i said nothing. He asked me what my name and i responded, "Hellen Keller.
Q: What's a pedophiles favorite type of candy? A: Loli-pops.
A foreign man came to America not knowing a word of English and right away began looking for a job. He became a chorus teacher and learned to say, ̈Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi! ̈ After that he joined the Army and learned to say, ̈Yes sir! ̈ After that he worked at a restaurant and learned to say, ̈Forks and knives, forks and knives! ̈ After that he worked at a candy store and picked up the words, ̈Goody-goody gumdrops! ̈ A few weeks later, there was a murder in the area and he was the first person to be interrogated by the police. The interrogation went as follows: Policeman: Who killed the man? Foreign man: Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi! Policeman: Did you kill the man? Foreign man: Yes sir! Policeman: What did you use to kill him: Foreign man: Forks and knives, forks and knives! Policeman: You ́re under arrest. Foreign man: Goody-goody gumdrops!
Well tell her that Halloween is the best holiday because you can hide Easter eggs under the Christmas tree while eating a big Thanksgiving turkey
What does the pedophile use for bait. TRIX
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat? *Boo-ho*
I was walking to the store and then this boy told me "I'm an orphan and I have no money" he wanted M&Ms I gave him Family sized
whats the suns favourite chocolate? marsbar
Why did the blind kid drop his ice cream? He got run over by his mom.
Dad I'm hungry hi hungry I'm dad 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰
What did the cancer patient get for Valentine's day? Candy wigs.
Roses are red I have free candy get in my van I have free candy
Candy is dandy
But liqour is quicker.
What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops
How long was the owl 🦉 trick or treating?
Owl night long!
What's a rapper's favorite candy?
MIC-AND-IKES
Why did lil timmy drop his lollies
(He was hit by a train
hiiiiiiiii, i sied men, want candy me, YESSSSSS me, gets kidnaped
why was the milky way remembered... because its... DELICIOUS!