Candy jokes
Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?
Because they have no body to go with.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
I killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a steak, and then I started to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy.
What is a necrophiliac's favorite candy? A Hearsey's Kiss.
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
Memes
Halloween meme 🎃🎃🎃
Guy: Why can't Jesus have M&M's?
Priest: Why?
Guy: Because they'll fall through the hole in his hands.
Why do a pedophile love Halloween?
Free delivery.
Codenames for them FUCKING drugs, my crackhead ngas.
Cannabis: Weed, Pot, Ganja, Herb, Grass, Mary Jane, Bud, Chronic, Kush, Trees, Hash, Hashish (concentrates).
Cocaine: Coke, Blow, Snow, Dust, Charlie, White girl, Pearl, Nose candy, Rail, Sniff.
Crack Cocaine: Rock, Hard, Nuggets, Dice, Jelly beans, Moon rocks, Sugar block.
Heroin: Smack, H, Dope, Junk, Black tar, Brown sugar, China white, Horse, Dragon, Skag.
Methamphetamine (Meth): Crank, Speed, Chalk, Ice, Crystal, Glass, Shards, Tina.
MDMA (Ecstasy/Molly): E, X, XTC, Molly, Beans, Adam, Happy pill, Love drug, Dancing shoes.
LSD: Acid, Tabs, Doses, Dots, Blotter, Window pane, Sugar cubes.
Ketamine: Special K, K, Vitamin K, Cat Valium, Green K.
Then: You want free candy?
Now: You want free Wi-Fi?
What does a man with no arms or legs do on Halloween?
Nothing.
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
Follow for candy, kids.
Like for pizza, kids.
Comment for kids.
Today I was asked what I wanted to be, and I said I wanted to be a pinata because I want to be hanged.
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
When you ask your mom for candy but you grab from the wrong drawer...
Hey guys,
I'm starting to think they don't have any candy in this van...
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating!
What goes in hard but comes out soft?
Gum.
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
They'll fall right through his hands.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because it saw an iceberg selling candy.