Can jokes

(True story)

One day Sally's mom said, "I can just eat you up!" And Sally says, "No, you can't!" Then the mom asks why and Sally says, "Because I'm a beaner, and we don't taste good."

What show can the orphan relate to... Full House.

100% of blind people in Africa can't see. Together, we can stop this.

Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana. BORNANA.

Eating pork rinds, sword fightin' in pajamas at the crib playin' Fortnite with your grandma.

It looks like Will Smith slapped your hairline so hard that the dinosaurs can see it now.

"Can we do 69?"

"How about 9/11 because we're going to crash tonight?"

Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare GiGIHADid.

Can I watch you?

Yes, you can watch me your watch.

No, I mean can I WATCH you?

I don't get it. 😑 *facepalm*.

OOOOOOH YOU MEAN WATCH WITH YOUR EYES! YES!

Why can orphans get away with being bad at school? Because when the teacher says, "I want to have a parent/teacher conference," they just go about their day.

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Dear prince,

Gwen is dating Aiden! I can tell by the emojis! She does not like you or the way you talk to her, not one bit!

P.S. She is and will always be dating Aiden! Leave a comment.

Son: Dad, can I get a girlfriend?

Dad: Son, no, you are only 10, so no.

Son: Dad, I'm leaving to get a girlfriend.

Dad: Son, nooo, you are not my son!

Son: What did you say? *Son slaps the dad.*

Dad: Good, son, goodbye, get out of my home.

Son: Good, you can go move to a new home.

Me: MOM, I'm tired.

Mom: Take a nap.

Me: No, I can't sleep if Dad isn't here.

Mom: *hangs picture of dad on her room wall* Well, now you can.

Adopted kid:

Hey, Alex, what are you doing?

Alex:

Nothing, just playing my game. Anyways, you know you can call me "dad."

Adopted kid:

OK, dad Alex.

Alex:

Oh, come on! My game! I’m winning. Let’s go!

Adopted kid:

I’m so glad I have a mom.

What is the difference between a tree and a dog?

A dog can walk and a tree cannot walk.

What do you call a white guy who can actually dance? Jewish.

How can one make Death Row a little more fun?

Musical electric chairs.

If we can't see air, can fish see water?

See, I was always told puns are funny.

But I can see now they aren't punny.

I have to call Bovfa. What's Bovfa? Bovfa deez nuts fit in your mouth.