Can jokes

Have you heard about my new can crushing job?

It's soda-pressing.

Hey, what's the puniest pun you can come up with?

EVERYONE:

"My boyfriend, Danny, broke up with me. Can some hot guy come, so I can interview them and see if they wanna date me?"

Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy.

You're so ugly Bob the Builder cat can fix you.

"Can we do 69?"

"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"

Hello. What can I get you? A knife, mustard, Marella, gorilla?

I may not be the brightest candle on the cake, but you can still blow me.

There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.

Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.

What's the difference between PMS and a terrorist?

You can negotiate with the terrorist.

Me: I broke me bum.

Dad: Oh, that is bad. I will get some Pooh in the toilet so I can heal your bum.

I just want to say good morning to Gwen and everyone on this site. Have a nice day.

What if it's okay if someone can see my blue jokes, hello, bully, love, crazy, and Ariana jokes? Thanks!

Everyone, Alya is okay!!!!!!!!!! She got up, she can walk, and she can talk regular!!!!

Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?

Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??

Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.

So, a guy and his brother were walking in the woods, and his brother said, "It's getting dark out here, can we go home?"

The man said, "I know, think how I will feel walking home tonight!"

An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."

Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?

Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.

What's the difference between Batman and Robin?

Batman can go to the store without robbin'.

We were talking about ancient ruins last week, so I said they can ruin your day!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?