Can jokes

How can one make Death Row a little more fun?

Musical electric chairs.

What did A say to Y?

"You cannot be alpha like me." :)

Y said, "Why? (Y)"

If we can't see air, can fish see water?

Can I watch you?

Yes, you can watch me your watch.

No, I mean can I WATCH you?

I don't get it. 😑 *facepalm*.

OOOOOOH YOU MEAN WATCH WITH YOUR EYES! YES!

"Can we do 69?"

"How about 9/11 because we're going to crash tonight?"

(True story)

One day Sally's mom said, "I can just eat you up!" And Sally says, "No, you can't!" Then the mom asks why and Sally says, "Because I'm a beaner, and we don't taste good."

A bullet is like an arrow.

Nothing can stop it from going through your head.

What show can the orphan relate to... Full House.

Why can orphans get away with being bad at school? Because when the teacher says, "I want to have a parent/teacher conference," they just go about their day.

100% of blind people in Africa can't see. Together, we can stop this.

Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana. BORNANA.

Eating pork rinds, sword fightin' in pajamas at the crib playin' Fortnite with your grandma.

It looks like Will Smith slapped your hairline so hard that the dinosaurs can see it now.

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Dear prince,

Gwen is dating Aiden! I can tell by the emojis! She does not like you or the way you talk to her, not one bit!

P.S. She is and will always be dating Aiden! Leave a comment.

Me: MOM, I'm tired.

Mom: Take a nap.

Me: No, I can't sleep if Dad isn't here.

Mom: *hangs picture of dad on her room wall* Well, now you can.

Son: Dad, can I get a girlfriend?

Dad: Son, no, you are only 10, so no.

Son: Dad, I'm leaving to get a girlfriend.

Dad: Son, nooo, you are not my son!

Son: What did you say? *Son slaps the dad.*

Dad: Good, son, goodbye, get out of my home.

Son: Good, you can go move to a new home.

I have to call Bovfa. What's Bovfa? Bovfa deez nuts fit in your mouth.

My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blew up and okra was everywhere.

I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!

See, I was always told puns are funny.

But I can see now they aren't punny.

What is the difference between a tree and a dog?

A dog can walk and a tree cannot walk.