Can jokes

Hello. What can I get you? A knife, mustard, Marella, gorilla?

What is a car that runs and can't?

Hey, what's the puniest pun you can come up with?

What's the difference between PMS and a terrorist?

You can negotiate with the terrorist.

EVERYONE:

"My boyfriend, Danny, broke up with me. Can some hot guy come, so I can interview them and see if they wanna date me?"

Why have sex when you can perv on your neighbor's grandma!

Why does an orphan go to church?

So they can call someone "father."

I may not be the brightest candle on the cake, but you can still blow me.

"Can we do 69?"

"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"

There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.

Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.

Me: I broke me bum.

Dad: Oh, that is bad. I will get some Pooh in the toilet so I can heal your bum.

You're so ugly Bob the Builder cat can fix you.

Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy.

Even your mother can never fix your hairline, just God.

Eibar-Man! Eibar-Man! Does whatever a ghost can.

Scores a tapin With Xaviesta’s assistance. Misses a pen From close distance.

Lookout! Here comes the Eibar-man!

How do you know an abo robbed your house?

The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.

Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.

Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana.

BORNANA

Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?

Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??

Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.

I just want to say good morning to Gwen and everyone on this site. Have a nice day.

What if it's okay if someone can see my blue jokes, hello, bully, love, crazy, and Ariana jokes? Thanks!