Can jokes
Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.
Me: I broke me bum.
Dad: Oh, that is bad. I will get some Pooh in the toilet so I can heal your bum.
EVERYONE:
"My boyfriend, Danny, broke up with me. Can some hot guy come, so I can interview them and see if they wanna date me?"
Why does an orphan go to church?
So they can call someone "father."
Me: Can I have your chair? 💺 You: Why? Me: For charity.
If being sexy was a crime, you can call me......... a law-abiding citizen.
Why do people consume "Laxatives"?
Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...
Candice everyone: Candice?
Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!
There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.
Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
Hello. What can I get you? A knife, mustard, Marella, gorilla?
I may not be the brightest candle on the cake, but you can still blow me.
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.
Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.
Why have sex when you can perv on your neighbor's grandma!
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana.
BORNANA
Eibar-Man! Eibar-Man! Does whatever a ghost can.
Scores a tapin With Xaviesta’s assistance. Misses a pen From close distance.
Lookout! Here comes the Eibar-man!
Even your mother can never fix your hairline, just God.
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