Can jokes
I hope you're an organ donor so your organs can go to someone who deserves them.
Boss: Can I do a reference check?
Me: I don’t have a...
*sensei appears*
Me: oh no
Sensei: He was a good student, but he lacked kizma.
Boss: What's kiz...
Sensei:😈
Me: Oh no, here we go.
Sensei: Kizma AS-
SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...
Candice everyone: Candice?
Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!
Me: Can I have your chair? 💺 You: Why? Me: For charity.
Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:
Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.
Memes
Why do people consume "Laxatives"?
Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!
Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.
If being sexy was a crime, you can call me......... a law-abiding citizen.
How can a pimp save money in buying condoms for his stable?
Answer: Have his hoes wash and rinse them after every use.
What the can say to the tomato?
Tomato tomato potato potato find twelve recipe for the both 👍🏾
I put on ingredient sticker read for tasting good.
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
Why have sex when you can perv on your neighbor's grandma!
Why does an orphan go to church?
So they can call someone "father."
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana.
BORNANA
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.
Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.
Even your mother can never fix your hairline, just God.
Eibar-Man! Eibar-Man! Does whatever a ghost can.
Scores a tapin With Xaviesta’s assistance. Misses a pen From close distance.
Lookout! Here comes the Eibar-man!
Friend texting fat boy: I know you're on the group chat. I can see you looking at my texts.
Me: I can only see fat.
What is a car that runs and can't?