Sensei jokes
Me: If my face looked like yours, I would sue my parents.
Sensei: That’s funny, because when your parents dropped you off at the temple, they got a fine for littering.
Cop: Hehe, that’s funny because I gave them the fine!
Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?
Sensei: What is that?
Me: Saw con deez nu...
Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?
Me: What’s ligm...
Sensei: 😈
Me: no no no no
Sensei: Ligma ba...
Boss: Can I do a reference check?
Me: I don’t have a...
*sensei appears*
Me: oh no
Sensei: He was a good student, but he lacked kizma.
Boss: What's kiz...
Sensei:😈
Me: Oh no, here we go.
Sensei: Kizma AS-
What do you call an Asian who can't hear?
Wha U Sai
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
Like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school.
Stop with the blind jokes... I don't see the point.
I've just started reading my first ever Braille horror story, and I think that something scary is about to happen. I can feel it.