Sensei jokes
Boss: Can I do a reference check?
Me: I don鈥檛 have a...
*sensei appears*
Me: oh no
Sensei: He was a good student, but he lacked kizma.
Boss: What's kiz...
Sensei:馃槇
Me: Oh no, here we go.
Sensei: Kizma AS-
Me: If my face looked like yours, I would sue my parents.
Sensei: That鈥檚 funny, because when your parents dropped you off at the temple, they got a fine for littering.
Cop: Hehe, that鈥檚 funny because I gave them the fine!
Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?
Sensei: What is that?
Me: Saw con deez nu...
Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?
Me: What鈥檚 ligm...
Sensei: 馃槇
Me: no no no no
Sensei: Ligma ba...
I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"
He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"
"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.
Teacher: Go through the ABCs in pre-school.
Me: Hey, teacher, omae wa mou shindeiru!
Teacher: NANI!?!?
You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?
Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. 馃樄馃挃
They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us.
It鈥檚 been a few weeks, and it's clear that you do not have that sense.