Me: If my face looked like yours, I would sue my parents.
Sensei: That’s funny, because when your parents dropped you off at the temple, they got a fine for littering.
Cop: Hehe, that’s funny because I gave them the fine!
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Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?
Sensei: What is that?
Me: Saw con deez nu...
Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?
Me: What’s ligm...
Sensei:😈
Me: no no no no
Sensei: Ligma ba...
Boss: Can I do a reference check.
Me: I don’t have a...
*sensei appears*
Me: oh no
Sensei: He was a good student but he lacked kizma
Boss: Whats kiz...
Sensei:😈
Me: oh no here we go.
Sensei: kizma AS-
