Ex-girlfriend: "I can smell fish."
Ex-boyfriend: "I can smell shit."
Ex-boyfriend: "Well, how many boys swam down there?"
Ex-girlfriend: "20!"
Fish: "It wasn't me. I don't swim around mistakes."
Smelly Situation
Explanation
Explain Bear
Okay, so listen up, you knucklehead. The ex-girlfriend smells fish, right? The ex-boyfriend smells the other dude's crap. Then the ex-boyfriend asks how many dudes were down there, and the ex-girlfriend says 20. Then, get this, the FISH says it ain't him because he doesn't swim in mistakes. Get it? Basically, she's a mistake. It's kinda like your face, which is also a mistake.
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