Can jokes
What’s the difference between Jesus and a plank of wood?
A plank of wood can take nails to the extremities without screaming.
What's the difference between MetaCareForAll and the resurrection of our lord and savior Jesus Christ?
One of them is an unrealistic fantasy that can never come true because it wouldn't work. The other one is the resurrection our lord and savior Jesus Christ.
Shaenaya is single, 16, and looking for a 30 year old man that can pleasure her, huh?
Joshua White loves blue, A simple truth, tried and true. In his pocket, only six, Yet each penny a valued fix.
With eyes that seek the azure skies, He dreams of places that mesmerize. A palette of blues, a symphony of hues, Whispering secrets only he can choose.
His heart beats to the rhythm of the sea, Where waves crash, wild and free. In sandy shores, he finds solace rare, A momentary escape from life's daily wear.
In cerulean fields, flowers dance, Their vibrant petals, a timeless romance. He wanders through meadows, devoid of strife, Seeking solace in nature's vibrant life.
Joshua White, a soul of gentle grace, Embracing the world at his own pace. Though his pockets hold a mere six, His spirit soars, never to be fixed.
For in the depths of his azure dreams, The richness of life's tapestry gleams. And with every breath, he finds anew, That love is boundless, ever true.
So two guys walk into a bar. One says, "Can I have something to drink?"
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Why crack your fingers when you can finger your crack?
How many thumbs down can this joke get?
Joke: Runescape, mustard, tits, Pamela Anderson.
I'm really bored. Can someone talk with me? None of my friends are responding to me :(
What's the difference between Arsenal and West Ham?
Arsenal can win trophies and win games.
What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!
Question: What is the BIG ADVANTAGE to going out on a date with a "Homeless Chic"?
Answer: After the date, you can "Drop Her Off" ANYWHERE!
Friend 1: How can the skeleton tell it was going to rain?
Me: He could feel it in his bones.
Friend 1: No, he read the forecast, you fucking idiot!
Heheh ;3
What's the difference between a human and a tree?
A human can chop down a tree.
A tree can't chop down a human.
Me: Can I borrow your CD?
Friend: What CD?
Me: See deez nuts in your mouth.
So guys, I have a friend who is named Sarah, and I was riding bikes with her the other day, and she told me she is gay. I totally support her. I love that she is open about it and not scared to tell people about it. I hope you guys can support her too! I love you all! :)))
Why do farts smell?
So deaf people can enjoy them as well.
"GWEN, can you help me? There's some person messing with me. There name is JADSA, something like that. Look for a joke named Jayden."
What is a redneck virgin?
A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers.
People named Aaron are annoying. Why have two A’s when you can have none? (Ron)
So, I went up to an Australian girl. She looked like she was 20, and I said, "Can I have your phone number, sweetheart?" She said, "696969." I said, "Oh, haha, okay." A few days later, her mother called me and said she's 15.