Can jokes
Why crack your fingers when you can finger your crack?
How many thumbs down can this joke get?
Joke: Runescape, mustard, tits, Pamela Anderson.
What's the difference between Arsenal and West Ham?
Arsenal can win trophies and win games.
I'm really bored. Can someone talk with me? None of my friends are responding to me :(
What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!
What's the difference between a human and a tree?
A human can chop down a tree.
A tree can't chop down a human.
Friend 1: How can the skeleton tell it was going to rain?
Me: He could feel it in his bones.
Friend 1: No, he read the forecast, you fucking idiot!
Heheh ;3
Why do farts smell?
So deaf people can enjoy them as well.
So guys, I have a friend who is named Sarah, and I was riding bikes with her the other day, and she told me she is gay. I totally support her. I love that she is open about it and not scared to tell people about it. I hope you guys can support her too! I love you all! :)))
Question: What is the BIG ADVANTAGE to going out on a date with a "Homeless Chic"?
Answer: After the date, you can "Drop Her Off" ANYWHERE!
What's the difference between dark humor and normal humor?
Normal humor is ten babies and one trash can.
Dark humor is one baby and ten trash cans.
Scroll down for explanation.
Ten babies in one trash can; one baby in ten means that the baby was chopped up.
What is a redneck virgin?
A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers.
Me: Can I borrow your CD?
Friend: What CD?
Me: See deez nuts in your mouth.
"GWEN, can you help me? There's some person messing with me. There name is JADSA, something like that. Look for a joke named Jayden."
So, I went up to an Australian girl. She looked like she was 20, and I said, "Can I have your phone number, sweetheart?" She said, "696969." I said, "Oh, haha, okay." A few days later, her mother called me and said she's 15.
People named Aaron are annoying. Why have two A’s when you can have none? (Ron)
I can't handle these puns...
But I can HAND you some puns!
Budum tiss!
Depressed person: *chokes on food*
*involuntary coughs until they can breathe*
"AWWW! I failed the race!"
What's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?
Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?