Can jokes

Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.

Hey Abygail ;) can we talk? I just wanna say that you prob are sexy :)

Can you guys check out my joke, please?

Do you think I can shoot a basketball?

I make it dip like water.

Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!

Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.

You can pick your friends and you can pick your 🤥 nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃.

Does it 🚲 🚲 🚲 cycle now?

How can you make an Otter Pop become funny?

Take your shotgun and make an otter go "pop!"

🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.

No, not like you can ketchup!

Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.

If anyone can see Alya KUHL please tell me! I love and miss her...

Me: Can you give me some drumsticks to eat?

Brother: Why though?

Me: So I can just drum up an appetite.

What can you do if you have a rotten piece of candy?

The waiter comes and asks you for the check. Instead I give him a 20 dollar bill and say, "Boy, you can keep it!"

Hey Gwen, next time you're online can you go to "son jokes".

I commented back to you and portory.

Hey, Tanya, can I Tanya ass?

Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.

The orphan: What is home?

Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.

*puts in trash can*

Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?

What's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?

Person: So, Jimmy, what do you do all day?

Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do.

How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?

'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.