Can jokes

What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!

Question: What is the BIG ADVANTAGE to going out on a date with a "Homeless Chic"?

Answer: After the date, you can "Drop Her Off" ANYWHERE!

Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them as well.

What's the difference between a human and a tree?

A human can chop down a tree.

A tree can't chop down a human.

Me: Can I borrow your CD?

Friend: What CD?

Me: See deez nuts in your mouth.

So guys, I have a friend who is named Sarah, and I was riding bikes with her the other day, and she told me she is gay. I totally support her. I love that she is open about it and not scared to tell people about it. I hope you guys can support her too! I love you all! :)))

What is a redneck virgin?

A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers.

"GWEN, can you help me? There's some person messing with me. There name is JADSA, something like that. Look for a joke named Jayden."

So, I went up to an Australian girl. She looked like she was 20, and I said, "Can I have your phone number, sweetheart?" She said, "696969." I said, "Oh, haha, okay." A few days later, her mother called me and said she's 15.

People named Aaron are annoying. Why have two A’s when you can have none? (Ron)

What's the difference between dark humor and normal humor?

Normal humor is ten babies and one trash can.

Dark humor is one baby and ten trash cans.

Scroll down for explanation.

Ten babies in one trash can; one baby in ten means that the baby was chopped up.

Friend 1: How can the skeleton tell it was going to rain?

Me: He could feel it in his bones.

Friend 1: No, he read the forecast, you fucking idiot!

Heheh ;3

I can't handle these puns...

But I can HAND you some puns!

Budum tiss!

Q: What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common?

A: If they stop sucking, you can smack them until they start again.

What's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?

Person: So, Jimmy, what do you do all day?

Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do.

When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. 🙄🙄 😁😁😁🤣

I can make a living with the "Treat Yo self" budget.

Yet I can’t use the "Help yo self" budget.

You're so skinny, you can barely fit through a door crack.

How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?

'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.