Can jokes

Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.

"Brian, can I see that paper for a sec?"

Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?

They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.

OnlyFans, but it’s me smacking your baby daddies with Twisted Tea.

Only Cans.

I'm going to start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me, "How are you?" I can say "sad" and toss the confetti everywhere. It'll be like a real-life iMessage!

What’s one food orphans can eat?

Homemade.

Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!

Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.

Can you guys check out my joke, please?

Can anyone play me in a no limits femdom RP on Kik?

You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.

Do you think I can shoot a basketball?

I make it dip like water.

My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets!"

Me: Can you give me some drumsticks to eat?

Brother: Why though?

Me: So I can just drum up an appetite.

Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.

Hey Abygail ;) can we talk? I just wanna say that you prob are sexy :)

The waiter comes and asks you for the check. Instead I give him a 20 dollar bill and say, "Boy, you can keep it!"

You can pick your friends and you can pick your 🤥 nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃.

Does it 🚲 🚲 🚲 cycle now?

How can you make an Otter Pop become funny?

Take your shotgun and make an otter go "pop!"

🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.

No, not like you can ketchup!

Hey Gwen, next time you're online can you go to "son jokes".

I commented back to you and portory.