Can jokes
Why is something orphans can never say?
"Let's go home."
Hey, Tanya, can I Tanya ass?
I would tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I can only think of the punchline.
Wow, paint can, you have such a colorful personality!
So, three guys are walking carefully into a bar.
The bartender said, "What can I get you, gentlemen?"
I need to call candy. What's candy? Candy can "bofe" if these balls fit in your mouth.
What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home and walk walk home to get a car? I love you, you're the night!
What can you build with people? A boat!
Person: So, Jimmy, what do you do all day?
Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do.
I can make a living with the "Treat Yo self" budget.
Yet I can’t use the "Help yo self" budget.
How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?
'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.
Me: Can you give me some drumsticks to eat?
Brother: Why though?
Me: So I can just drum up an appetite.
If anyone can see Alya KUHL please tell me! I love and miss her...
What kind of nuts come in cans?
Creamed a-corn.
A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. 🙄🙄 😁😁😁🤣
I'm bored so can y'all ask me some questions and I have to answer them?
People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.