Can jokes

🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.

No, not like you can ketchup!

My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets!"

Your mom is so fat nobody can compare her to anything.

What’s one food orphans can eat?

Homemade.

What do you call a disabled person that can walk?

Enabled.

Why do I love a block? Because I can fall off the stairs.

Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?

So they can be connected.

Can you guys check out my joke, please?

What can you do if you have a rotten piece of candy?

Me: Can you give me some drumsticks to eat?

Brother: Why though?

Me: So I can just drum up an appetite.

Can anyone play me in a no limits femdom RP on Kik?

Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!

Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.

The waiter comes and asks you for the check. Instead I give him a 20 dollar bill and say, "Boy, you can keep it!"

You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.

Do you think I can shoot a basketball?

I make it dip like water.

Hey Abygail ;) can we talk? I just wanna say that you prob are sexy :)

You can pick your friends and you can pick your 🤥 nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃.

Does it 🚲 🚲 🚲 cycle now?

How can you make an Otter Pop become funny?

Take your shotgun and make an otter go "pop!"

Hey Gwen, next time you're online can you go to "son jokes".

I commented back to you and portory.

I need to call candy. What's candy? Candy can "bofe" if these balls fit in your mouth.