Can jokes
Adopted kid:
Hey, Alex, what are you doing?
Alex:
Nothing, just playing my game. Anyways, you know you can call me "dad."
Adopted kid:
OK, dad Alex.
Alex:
Oh, come on! My game! I’m winning. Let’s go!
Adopted kid:
I’m so glad I have a mom.
What is the difference between a tree and a dog?
A dog can walk and a tree cannot walk.
If we can't see air, can fish see water?
What did A say to Y?
"You cannot be alpha like me." :)
Y said, "Why? (Y)"
See, I was always told puns are funny.
But I can see now they aren't punny.
I have to call Bovfa. What's Bovfa? Bovfa deez nuts fit in your mouth.
My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blew up and okra was everywhere.
I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!
What time is it when you cannot do anything?
What can fly?
Bird.
What show can the orphan relate to... Full House.
(True story)
One day Sally's mom said, "I can just eat you up!" And Sally says, "No, you can't!" Then the mom asks why and Sally says, "Because I'm a beaner, and we don't taste good."
A bullet is like an arrow.
Nothing can stop it from going through your head.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about 9/11 because we're going to crash tonight?"
It looks like Will Smith slapped your hairline so hard that the dinosaurs can see it now.
100% of blind people in Africa can't see. Together, we can stop this.
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana. BORNANA.
Eating pork rinds, sword fightin' in pajamas at the crib playin' Fortnite with your grandma.
Can I watch you?
Yes, you can watch me your watch.
No, I mean can I WATCH you?
I don't get it. 😑 *facepalm*.
OOOOOOH YOU MEAN WATCH WITH YOUR EYES! YES!
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school? Because when the teacher says, "I want to have a parent/teacher conference," they just go about their day.
Dear prince,
Gwen is dating Aiden! I can tell by the emojis! She does not like you or the way you talk to her, not one bit!
P.S. She is and will always be dating Aiden! Leave a comment.
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