Optimus Prime jokes
What do you call an autistic kid who just saw Transformers? Autistimus Prime.
Chuck Norris once pissed in the tank of a semi as a joke.
It is now known as Optimus Prime.
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.
Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.
Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.
It's all fun and games until someone fails at becoming Superman.
Sonic can run around the world in a second.
In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.
