Optimus Prime jokes

What do you call an autistic kid who just saw Transformers? Autistimus Prime.

Chuck Norris once pissed in the tank of a semi as a joke.

It is now known as Optimus Prime.

What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?

Autistemist Prime.

Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.

What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"

It's all fun and games until someone fails at becoming Superman.

If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.

Iran: We can beat the USA.

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