Optimus Prime jokes
What do you call an autistic kid who just saw Transformers? Autistimus Prime.
Chuck Norris once pissed in the tank of a semi as a joke.
It is now known as Optimus Prime.
Memes
so unexpected π
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.
It's all fun and games until someone fails at becoming Superman.
If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.
If Iron Man and Quicksilver teamed up,
They would be alloys.
God said, "Let there be light." Chuck Norris said, "You have to say please first."
