Can jokes

What is it that a 🤔 😳 👀 😕 physicality handicapped ♿ male prostitute can do on his own very well without getting any help from his male friends that are gay like himself?

Perform fellatio on a 👨 👨 👬 gay man.

What is a redneck virgin?

A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers.

"GWEN, can you help me? There's some person messing with me. There name is JADSA, something like that. Look for a joke named Jayden."

Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them as well.

Me: Can I borrow your CD?

Friend: What CD?

Me: See deez nuts in your mouth.

So guys, I have a friend who is named Sarah, and I was riding bikes with her the other day, and she told me she is gay. I totally support her. I love that she is open about it and not scared to tell people about it. I hope you guys can support her too! I love you all! :)))

People named Aaron are annoying. Why have two A’s when you can have none? (Ron)

So, I went up to an Australian girl. She looked like she was 20, and I said, "Can I have your phone number, sweetheart?" She said, "696969." I said, "Oh, haha, okay." A few days later, her mother called me and said she's 15.

What's the difference between dark humor and normal humor?

Normal humor is ten babies and one trash can.

Dark humor is one baby and ten trash cans.

Scroll down for explanation.

Ten babies in one trash can; one baby in ten means that the baby was chopped up.

What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!

Friend 1: How can the skeleton tell it was going to rain?

Me: He could feel it in his bones.

Friend 1: No, he read the forecast, you fucking idiot!

Heheh ;3

What's the difference between a human and a tree?

A human can chop down a tree.

A tree can't chop down a human.

I can't handle these puns...

But I can HAND you some puns!

Budum tiss!

How do you make a trash can leak?

Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!

Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.

You're so skinny, you can barely fit through a door crack.

A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."

What kind of nuts come in cans?

Creamed a-corn.

My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets!"

Period: Guess who’s back... back again...

Me: Ugh, can we not do this today?

Period: I can come back in 9 months?

Me: Keep fucking singing.