I can make a living with the "Treat Yo self" budget.
Yet I can’t use the "Help yo self" budget.
You're so skinny, you can barely fit through a door crack.
Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
What’s one food orphans can eat
Homemade
When the guy came in with a gun to rob the store, I said: "Hey, can I borrow that?"
He says "yes." Me, over here, walking to the cashier and saying: "Goodbye!" He screams: "Have mercy!"
I say: "No, not to you, to me. Say goodbye." He says: "No, don't shoot yourself!" It was too late.
My pits are hairy, but my I can carry.
What do you call a disabled person that can walk?
Enabled.
Why do I love a block? Because I can fall off the stairs.
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
Your mom is so fat nobody can compare her to anything.
Wow, paint can, you have such a colorful personality!
What kind of nuts come in cans?
Creamed a-corn.
If anyone can see Alya KUHL please tell me! I love and miss her...
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."
Period: Guess who’s back... back again...
Me: Ugh, can we not do this today?
Period: I can come back in 9 months?
Me: Keep fucking singing.
What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
What can you build with people? A boat!
Hey, Tanya, can I Tanya ass?
