I can't handle these puns...
But I can HAND you some puns!
Budum tiss!
Can Jokes
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.
You're so skinny, you can barely fit through a door crack.
A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."
What kind of nuts come in cans?
Creamed a-corn.
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets!"
Period: Guess who’s back... back again...
Me: Ugh, can we not do this today?
Period: I can come back in 9 months?
Me: Keep fucking singing.
"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."
When the guy came in with a gun to rob the store, I said: "Hey, can I borrow that?"
He says "yes." Me, over here, walking to the cashier and saying: "Goodbye!" He screams: "Have mercy!"
I say: "No, not to you, to me. Say goodbye." He says: "No, don't shoot yourself!" It was too late.
Once in 4th grade, right now, I told a random tree, "Hey, my day is bad right now, can we hang later?"
The tree said: "Yeah, we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)"
My pits are hairy, but my I can carry.
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
What do you call a disabled person that can walk?
Enabled.
Why do I love a block? Because I can fall off the stairs.
When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. 🙄🙄 😁😁😁🤣
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.
I'm bored so can y'all ask me some questions and I have to answer them?
What’s one food orphans can eat?
Homemade.
