Can jokes

Have you heard the word of the day? It’s "legs".

Now, let’s go back to my place and I can spread them.

I can see your cameltoe, you nasty thot!

That one person who can never bring a smile to your face...

Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?

The tap can run.

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Yes, because a house doesn’t jump.

Q: Why can't you run through a campground?

A: You can only ran, because it's past tents!

What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?

Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.

What's the funniest joke ever?

Rapboat thinking he can rap.

Deez nuts, can we get much higher?

Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.

Arabic Nokia ringtone, bingchungus, wholesome 100, everyone liked that, Keanu Reeves chungus, Ugandan Knuckles, YouTube poop XDDDDDDDDDDDD.

You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.

What's the difference between a hippie chick and a can of Spam?

After 6 months in the woods, you'll still eat the can of Spam.

Hi, I'm Depraashin.

Hi, I'm rope. May I hang with you guys?

What is the difference between a laser beam and a trash can?

A trash can doesn't rage.

Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.

Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?

Because they both split away from their family.

Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?

The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.

Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you just finish me off already?

What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?

Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.

WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.

Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?

Why do orphans become hookers?

'Cause they can call someone "daddy."