Can

Can jokes

Child Abuse

What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?

Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.

WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.

Orgasm

Can you imagine The Count from Sesame Street having sex? "1 orgasm..., 2 orgasm..., 3 orgasm..., ah ah ah!"

Orphan

Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?

Guy

Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.

Memes

Dagger

For some unexplainable reason I instantly though “hmm this sounds like something for dagger”

An image of a knight in full armor with a text overlay that reads "Here we can see two men eager to reclaim the holy land, staring at each other."

Sex

How can you tell that a woman is asking for sex? Wait for her to drop a bomb on you.

Orphan

Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?

Because they both split away from their family.

Trash Can

What is the difference between a laser beam and a trash can?

A trash can doesn't rage.

Orphan

Did you know that an orphan can take a selfie and a family photo at the same time?

Love

Dear Kenya, love of life,

Thanks for commenting on my jokes, and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love, Jaden. You can tell by the emojis 🥰😍❤️💞!

Love you a million times more!

Spam

What's the difference between a hippie chick and a can of Spam?

After 6 months in the woods, you'll still eat the can of Spam.

Gunshot

Doctor: I’m so sorry, sir, but you only have a couple months left.

The sir: My children will be devastated.

Doctor: But I have a shot that can change that.

The sir: Whatever it takes.

*Suppressed gunshots*

Orphan

What's an orphan's favorite sport?

Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.

Something

When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, what is the rudest thing you can say to them?

SHUT UP!!!

Waterfall

What always roars, but cannot talk? What always moves, but cannot walk?

A waterfall.