Did you know that an orphan can take a selfie and a family photo at the same time?
Can Jokes
Dear Kenya, love of life,
Thanks for commenting on my jokes, and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love, Jaden. You can tell by the emojis 🥰😍❤️💞!
Love you a million times more!
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a can of Spam?
After 6 months in the woods, you'll still eat the can of Spam.
Hi, I'm Depraashin.
Hi, I'm rope. May I hang with you guys?
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Doctor: I’m so sorry, sir, but you only have a couple months left.
The sir: My children will be devastated.
Doctor: But I have a shot that can change that.
The sir: Whatever it takes.
*Suppressed gunshots*
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
What can hold anything on the moon? A crater.
When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, what is the rudest thing you can say to them?
SHUT UP!!!
What always roars, but cannot talk? What always moves, but cannot walk?
A waterfall.
What's the funniest joke ever?
Rapboat thinking he can rap.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
Some people think emo jokes are funny, but I think it can cut both ways.
How many apples can you grow on a tree? All of them.
What kind of bug can tell time? A clock-roach.
What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
Q: Why can't you run through a campground?
A: You can only ran, because it's past tents!
I think I might apply for a job cleaning mirrors.
It’s a job I can see myself doing.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face...
Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
