Anti-Christ jokes

Jesus walks into a motel, puts three nails on the counter, and says, "Can you put me up for the night?"

What's the difference between the Christ and Anti-Christ? The Romans put sugar syrup on the second one.

What’s the opposite of an exorcism?

It’s when Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child.

Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.

Why did the ACLU block the cellphone number of a Christian nationalist minister? Because the Christian nationalist had a virus on his cellphone and kept calling the ACLU because he wanted to join the ACLU because he wanted to become a card-carrying member of the ACLU.

How do you keep a homophobic heterosexual man that is a minister and a Christian nationalist with blond hair in suspense?

Wait until Christmas to take away his church's tax-exempt status or he will call the ACLU.

You ever hear of a reverse exorcism?

It's where the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.